Horshack hand in the air. OOH! OOH! OOH!

And Lady Chablis legacy lives on (at least that is where I heard that phrase).

I’m done with kids (one and DONE), but when I get another cat LuPone is in the running for a name. She speaks the truth, is a true queen and has less fucks to give than Rihanna (if that is even possible).

This is fantastic. I have had the same conversation with my son. But it was about his 17 year old self spilling pop in his room cause he didn’t use the cups with lids we have, as opposed to a geo-political corrupt, treasonous and insane action.

No. There is not anything that comes out of his mouth that even closely resembles a fully functioning adult human. He is a perpetually 9 year old, spoiled, entitled, racist, misogynist piece of shit.

Rhianna is my spirit animal, but your answer is not incorrect.

Same (no sleeping, no showering). Never fear. Just had mine cleaned and checked for setting issues, but all was well. I cannot say the same for my engagement ring/wedding band. Engagement ring needed to be reset (main diamond - the setting was worn and threadbare on one side - almost lost the 5/8 carat treasure)…

I wear my emerald everyday. It is probably 18 years old, and I have not had a single problem. I just had it cleaned and it looks spectacular. Ignore the haters. Be glorious how you want to be.

And your engagement ring sounds sublime. If I had to do it all over again, I would have insisted on an Emerald as well, but 25 years ago it was practically unheard of in my flyover state to do such a thing. I’ve got my emeralds now on my right ring finger, but if Mr. Penguin ever lives up to his promise of a new…

You cannot have all the emeralds because I also NEED all the emeralds. This ginger LOVES her green treasures. Can we share the collection?

Came here for this. Was not dissapointed.

I am exhausted by the Kardashians.

Top ten movie for me.

They also wear like iron. Totally worth it.

They also wear like iron. Totally worth it.

And I, middle aged, stretched marked, nearly 50 with a disabled husband, will do the same if the Kardashian’s dissolve as peacefully as the first generation of Hilton’s. May Kendall and Kylie lose Instagram followers, be cropped out of more photos, and Anna Wintour delete their phone numbers. I shall forever devote…

She is my fucking hero. As I was watching I wanted to punch him in the face. Then she fucking did it. I had a moment.

Benadryl. The key to parental sanity. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I fed my Jr. Penguin it daily, but when the times got tough traveling, the sleepy time effect is like manna from heaven.

You are in my thoughts. While I have not had this experience with a child, I went through a similar situation with my husband post aneurysm rupture (that he should not have survived statistically). This is a marathon that you will run for weeks/months/years to come.

My Queen Nefertiti has plastic ends that come apart with any amount of force. She has come home stark naked on occasion, so they do work.

This is not a good idea. Let the original stand. It is a treasure.