Holy shit. Simple and killing the fuck out of the carpet. My favorite so far.

Agreed. NBC should book their table, put Alec Baldwin in full Donald costume and treat it exactly as if he was there. But who will play Melania? Has to be Cecily Strong, right?

Came here for this. Thank you. I am terrible as well and we can go to hell holding hands.

I’m so confused. Is she serious? is she trolling? Am I high*?

Did anyone else see that wondeful documentary (Showtime, maybe) on the late John Cazale (for you youngun’s that is Fredo from The Godfather)? He and Meryl were a couple when he passed away, and Pacino tells an anecdote about John. John had gone to do some summer theater or something, came home, and flat out told…

He is not wrong.

It is a process. One little bit at a time.

I couldn’t agree more. Just in the last few years have I heard my mom or dad say things like “we saved when we didn’t have money to save” and “cash flow management” in relation to paying for my college education out of pocket. That is when I really got it.

She is my spirit animal. That is all.

I love that episode and I love you! I am also a MASH junkie and your fiance sounds awesome.

He is Neely O’Hara - he needs MASS love.

First thing: I love your handle. Is it a reference to M*A*S*H ?

Penguins are awesome. That is all.

Count me in. This child of the 80's remembers summer days on the neigborhood pool deck with the music of Fleetwood Mac blaring from the speakers. Better days remembered, and this news makes this one day just a little bit brighter.

That run was smooth as shit. I love those moments in sport when the universe comes together and everything falls into place. You just know good shit when you see it.

My question: Did Christie put out after the date? If not, the meatloaf could not have been that good.

But the reporter was black. So she should know the Black Caucus, right? Cause you all know each other, right?

Agreed. It’s not him, it’s his parents. And I still want to save him.

Motherfucking shit pile attention whores, who are fuck stick, asshhole grabbing, racist, tit fucking, cunt trolling, cocksucking, and piss stained bastards.

And it has to be more for this trip as he’s going to Melbourne for this ego stroking rally.