Is Baron automatically part of it? There is a tiny part of me that wants to rescue him from the nightmare that is his life. Forgive me, I’m a mom that wants to mother the lonely, forgotten and ignored. Call me Kitty Foreman.

I thought the exact same thing. What do we do (not rhetorical)?

This infuriates me. How much is this costing me, as a taxpayer, for him to go stand in front of a friendly crowd and get fellated? It is obscene (and not in the sexual way - in the you are wasting my fucking money way).

A terrified robot. Is the Borg a thing and are they self aware now?

OMG - I have been saying this for months in the Penguin household (and my network engineer Mr. Penguin husband and geek Jr. Penguin agree). “Cyber” is not a thing. By referring to it as a “cyber” problem only exposes the tragic naivete that is our current administration. I continue to be terrified.

So is Taylor going to throw her out of the squad? Did she break the rules of Taylor’s curated life?

Thank you. I’ll add it to my mental list along with Choo Choo.

I’m with WhiteCherry. I am also amused, and appalled that your roommate was a monster.

I hate to tell these fuckwads, but there is a 100% chance they have been in their “gender-correct” restroom while a trans person was in there as well (unless they only do their business at home in a private bathroom). You didn’t even know it.

This is delicious. I don’t know who signed him up for PP, but I’m sending them $100 rigth fucking now. In that twitter users name.

I still do that. I’m sitting there anyway, so it’s not a waste of time. And it corrects the wrong that is the under roll.

There is no way this ends well. Selena, run. Run like the wind.

Yes! I couldn’t put my finger on it, but you nailed it.

My family is sick of hearing my talk about this show. If they’d just shut the fuck up and watch it they would understand. I loved every minute and hope there is more, but if it is over it ended perfectly. If not, I can’t wait to see what they do next.

Word. In the past they were just “slow”, or “hyper”, or “had no discipline at home”. Amazing how science, research and treatment can change things.

Be well my Jezzie friend!

I laughed until I cried. Thank you, I needed that.

Overheard from Trump: “My adminstration will have the biggest leaks, the most golden leaks. Believe me - You have seen my big, beautiful golden showered house. Only the very best leaks.”

The Yale endowment is $24.4 BILLION dollars. They don’t need any more donors or cash infusions. They need to spend the money they already have on underprivileged students, service staff (i.e. wages and healthcare for the janitors, food service staff, etc.) and adjunct professors.

Bruno Mars gives me adult feelings in my pants place.