penguinlust
PenguinLust
penguinlust

Every fiber of my being wants to believe this. However, my actual firing brain cells know that we have a long way to go to get to the full dumbing down. And it is going to be a bumpy ride.

Was that the “counseling” that Spicey referred to? Ivanka going ham on Kellyanne’s ass?

I hate this remark:

That was pure “Death Becomes Her” and I died for a minute.

That’s what happened when Ricky Bobby was born! It was in a movie, so it must be true.

Recipe please.

Jeezus, I hate the limp fish handshake. I’m a woman and work in technology, so I meet many, many men in my day to day business life, and nothing bothers me more. Shake my hand like a normal damn person. Don’t squeeze my hand to the point of pain (has happened a few times), but don’t treat me like I’m the fucking

Are you offering? Cause I’m game (and I’m out right now and my hook-up is out of commission until next week).

And that is the saddest part, that a family cannot exist without others surrounding them at all times. I get a nanny, night nurse, or other random visitors, family, etc. from time to time, but the fact that they need to constantly be surrounded by a troop of hanger’s on is tragic.

I have. But her and Aunt Hannah, who built a paper mache “Basket of Deplorables” in her front yard on Halloween last year to show her support for Heir Trumpenstein (I wish I had pictures - will try and acquire to provide proof) have left me exhausted of any more energy to fight.

No judgement, just trying to be helpful. Choo Choo is no ones friend.

Is this real? Did that really happen? I don’t mean to be obtuse, but really?

Kara, I love you, but Catholicism is not the worlds largest religion. Christianity is, which is not synonomous with Catholicism. If it’s Catholic’s vs. Muslim’s, the Muslim’s win.

Troll alert! Don’t engage.

Me too. Otherwise in the middle of the night I wake up, don’t have Queen Nefertiti sleeping on my legs, then I gotta get up. go downstairs, and check the 3 doors to see which one she is sitting at. And THEN have to make sure she is not bringing in a “present” with her. Nothing sucks more than chasing a cat at 3 in

And the eyeroll that the PM gives at about 31s is golden. Even he is exhausted with this shit. My mom and I give each other the EXACT same look when my dear Aunt Pauline goes on her pro-Trump rants. Then we refill our wine and go out to the garage for a smoke to get away.

Agreed. We are downsizing from a 4 BR 2-story to a 3BR ranch. It will suit us just fine even though it is not as big as an airplane hangar.

I just don’t get it. I also don’t get these huge homes (I’m looking at you Kim Kardashian and that bloated nightmare you have been constructing). What is the point in having rooms that you never go in? And what happens when your 2 year old goes wandering off? Do you have to put a tracking device on the kid so if

Why does someone need 5 houses in a circle that aren’t the skeevy Brown family?

Poetry.