Agreed. This is epic. Crying right now.

The level of awesome cannot be measured with existing equipment. Perfection.

I am utterly and completely distracted by the evolution that is the Kardashian’s lips. All of them. I have no idea what the story is, but I do know that whoever’s lips are in the picture are different from the last time. And I am fascinated.

Why do we have to include a vague reference to a hypothesized mental health issue? Why can’t we just say dude likes weed? What is so wrong with that?

Building a house now. Putting this on my list. The only change is that the hand held shower head needs to be lower for Mr. Penguin (he’s disabled and will be sitting on a bench in our new tiled shower). We need this.

Come to my house to watch! Mr. Penguin just does not understand.

I find this very strange. You are close enough to this person to discuss their wedding for months, yet they do not include your clearly long term partner in your invitation (via plus one or otherwise designated). If the wedding was as huge as advertised, and you were so close, what possible impact could your partner…

Female, 48 years old, Jr. Penguin that is 17. I am still playing and asking him daily if what I got is good. Caught my first Charmander today. He said it was good.

Oh, Lindsay. Thinking you have any say in a “Mean Girls” sequel. Bless your heart.

Verizon Chipotle Exxon for the win!

Thank you. Read that, and though geez - $50K. I spent that last week as my modest company. Has to be a typo.

My home town zoo just put in a brand new giraffe house and exhibit grounds. When you stand next to them they are impressive as hell. But penguins still win best animal ever.

Yes, I smoke it. And it is lovely.

I would like to make a formal request that Olympia Dukakis, Shirley Maclaine, Betty White, Carol Burnett and Cloris Leachman be placed in immediate isolation so they cannot die ever. Because I can’t take anymore.

“Mother” is brilliant. She is marvelous in it. Couldn’t imagine Doris Day in the role.

Too late. Crying.

“etc.” That is what our elected future President is referring to our problems as (that aren’t JOBS or ISIS in his usual siren song). All hail the “Twitter Presidency”. I can govern in less than 140 characters - what can you do for me?

Too late. The cat is out of the bag and it is throwing up hairballs all over the world. They will fester, then stink, then dry out under the bed to be forgotten, only to be discovered when Trump moves in and our Imperial Leader figures out the USA had a cat and you got to deal with that shit.

Good. Happy to have helped.

Thank you! I totally agree she does not fit the mold. The first time I noticed her I thought it was a friend spending the night.