I love doing this. There is no greater work reward than responding to some sort of escalation email with definitive proof that you had provided exact steps to resolve an issue, and yet they did not follow the instructions then try and escalate and pin it on you.

Pure joy. I love this picture.

So was it good? I hear the boat sank.

I really like the production of this show. Leah is pissed, and she is going after them with no fear. I find it totally honest and she has a clear purpose. She wants to save these people and let them know it is OK to admit you bought it, but you can save yourself from the nightmare.

I would watch the FUCK out of that. Not that I wish anyone to commit suicide, but that would be a fitting end to this horror. Plus, we wouldn’t have to watch Tom Cruise’s face explode from all the fillers. It’s like a festering zit that is ripe to be squeezed.

No, Bradley Cooper will not marry her. He didn’t even fuck her.

Dear Texas,

For this, I am thankful. I’ve had scant reasons as of late (well, since Nov 8th), but this is a tiny light in this dank, orange tinged world

OMG, I’m a regular reader of the Underground Bunker, and the entire organization is littered with acronyms and weird org structures. It is as tangled mess as Trump’s companies. One owns another, which controls others, which ultimately line David Miscaviges pockets. He is evil incarnate. And short. Like shorter…

This needs more stars.

Twins we must be, but I’ve been obsessed for years with this fake religion. “Going Clear” was event viewing for me and my sister-in-law.

I love this comment. And I am obsessed with this Scientology bullshit. I am SO waiting for it to collapse on itself and Tom Cruise having to atone for it. I cannot wait.

Count me in the never seen it column, along with “Titanic” and “The Notebook”. I have no intention of changing this fact.

Consider this a gift. I have never watched this show (or any show on HGTV) and I have no idea who this is or who his brother is or why I should know any of this information. Consider me Rhianna and I have zero shits to give in this game.

I vote that forever and ever we refer to her as ‘Vanks. Nothing else good can come of this.

Mama locked this down and is gonna get PAID... Until his income runs out and he’s hosting a “Swimming with the Stars” show that gets canceled faster than “Diving with the Stars”. He will forever be chasing Michael Phelps, and that would be a show I would watch (as long as Michael does each show without a shirt).

I admit it. I fell for it. Cried at my desk like a baby. And now I am PISSED! Given my personal experience with the near death of my husband maybe I was just the type of sucker they were looking for. Never again.

Show me the receipts! {Insert Whitney GIF}

Best real life reference to observe: John Travolta

I’ve been watching the hell out of Arrested Development since the election. For some reason it makes me feel better.