I want to talk about it. It looks like a boil on the verge of bursting.

Please, someone. The Madeline Kahn gif from “Clue”. That is the only reasonable response. I’m old, can’t gif.

So generous of Goodell to make an exception to avoid a PR nightmare. How can we ever thank him? Asshole.

That is a Monte Cristo, not a grilled cheese. Delicious, no doubt, but by definition a different sandwich.

Gruyere is my favorite, but Jr. Penguin is NOT having it. It looks different. And don’t start on me about trying a different “orange” cheese. Been there, done that, was told when he was 5 that his sandwich was “broken”.

Am I a lout for serving my Jr. Penguin grilled cheese with American (NOT kraft slices - real American cheese from the deli) because he is on the Asperger scale and any other cheese is not “regular” cheese?

Pickle should be served on the side to cut through the “fat” after you have eaten said grilled cheese. I love me a pickle for dessert.

Good. {Picture of Grumpy Cat}. I can’t picture, GIF or anything beyond a comment.

Santa is a penguin. A glorious South Pole (NOT North Pole) dwelling being that brings joy to all. Because Penguin’s are the SHIT.

You have a very good dad. But I would still get him the cape. Make him do that to you. THAT is love!

Oh, that is the glory of a cat. They sneak, they scheme, they fart. They are the pretty cheerleader of the animal kingdom. You look at them and think it could never happen because they are so cute, but it totally does. It’s either the cat or you dump the bf. If he won’t own up to it, he’s not marriage material.…

This was my first exposure to Matt Smith, but I agree. Very hot.

Penguins are not bound by geography. They live wherever your heart needs them, and every heart needs a little penguin.

Points for R2D2. Deduct points for lack of penguins. Get a penguin.

Not enough penguins. Other than that, awesome.

We just had a discussion at dinner about how awesome Nick Offerman is. Confirmed, mike drop.

I made a lasagna that killed. Bonus: Mr. Penguin and Jr. Penguin have food for the next 4 days. It only gets better with age.

Am on my 3rd viewing of “The Crown”. Be lazy. Then be prepared for wanting MORE. I can’t wait for the next season.

At least they are not cats. Dog farts suck. Cat farts are lethal.

Love this. Partial to penguins myself, but this is different than the usual Sant. Huzzah!