I know nothing of fashion, I wear no fashion, I can afford no fashion. But good lord, that 2nd look (still picture from video). I want to go to there.

True story: Each and every time I make cookies I hand Mr. Penguin the beater and state “That has raw eggs in it”. Mr. Penguin always replies “I know, I don’t give a fuck. Get me a spoonful too.”. I am not going to add flour to that exchange, it might end our marriage.

This reminds me that I need to watch M*A*S*H* more. It used to be in perpetual reruns on our home TV everyday at 5. My dad giggling at it was one of my favorite things growing up.

Why not both?

Much love!

I am honored by your endorsement.

Swifdiddle. Not alphabetically correct, but infinitely enjoyable. And it has a future as a verb. She “swifdiddeled him”. Think about it.

That is a strong option, but in the interest of advising this man for long term care options, I would recommend the http://www.omahazoo.com/exhibits/exped… They are a registered treatment center for this type of affliction and can offer the best possible path for recovery.

And when she regurgitates this one, what will you place your bet on? My money is on “ work conflicts”. No PR person would allow the narrative to say “controlled everything down to when he could ejaculate (including condom brand) per contractual obligations”.

For clarity, is she eating him or barfing him? In my mind she is eating him because that is what the Swifdiddle does (it is Swifdiddle - that is the correct name and I do not move from that incorrect spelling - that’s what she’s doing to him pizza or no pizza). And I could not pick him out of a lineup. Does nothing…

Point? Missed.

Fact: Ayesha Curry is not an NBA player. There are no controlling bodies that can “censure” her. Go girl. Right or wrong, get on your horse and ride it.

Who?

4 years? Who is his fucking contractor? Jeezus, get the goddamn work done already, and between 8 and 5 for the power tools.

We built our current home the year before Jr. Penguin started school. The schools were new (suburban sprawl), and mostly white, upper middle class. They were close and the commute to work was good, and it turns out they were excellent. There was no thought, just convenience (no apologies, life happens).

Helen Mirren and/or Judy Densch and I am in.

God I miss her. Just watched “History of the World Part 1" again last weekend and the “No, no, no, no, Yes” sequence is one of my favorite things.

Thank you!

I don’t do gif’s, but I desperately need someone to post the “FLAMES COMING OUT OF MY FACE” right now.

Great apology. Sometimes people just fuck up and don’t know why. But owning it and making a clear and concise effort to correct it goes a long way.