I bet that’s why he wrote this tweet. Someone told him there is a good chance Kaepernick will get the cover so he want’s to make his supporters think it’s only because he turned it down.

And you have the role of Belle, right? Or you would have had it because they totally asked you but you had a scheduling conflict with this Time photo shoot.

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

After Turkey call I will be heading over to Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, to play golf (quickly) with Tiger Woods and Dustin Johnson.

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.

That’s very low behavior of them. Do they stand to inherit a lot of money from her or something? Why do they just stand there and let you be abused? Selfishness? Cowardice? Have they just become used to using you as a human shield?

Oh my GOD how you have not murdered them all is beyond me...

Oh my GOD how you have not murdered them all is beyond me.

I made the mistake of telling her years ago that I’d put off motherhood in fear of becoming abusive like my mother. So now she says stuff like that.

she retorted with ‘well I need to know what you’ll turn into so I can protect my son’

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current…

It can only be the result of evil sorcery of the darkest kind.

Shit, an eight bedroom Victorian for that price? Lizzie could walk through on the hour swinging her ax and I’d count it as an asset.

What a dick for telling you that you’re tasting your own burning flesh!

She told us that she hasn’t enjoyed going over there for years because of Fox News and all the shit they say. Now, they’re freaking the fuck out because it’s about to be Christmas # 2 with no contact. We told them we’d re-visit the ban after 6 months but the dumbasses keep posting shit on Facebook. Whenever they reach…

Yo, I’m crying at this thread.

Seriously, it’s like he didn’t even get the straight guy newsletter about the mixer at the barn.

weird the rest of us fucked Bob Taft (Senior) in that barn don’t know how you missed out

I don’t know you, but I assure you, you could do a lot better.