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The best scandals are always the sex ones. Especially when it involves a total hypocrite.

If you’ve gotten yourself banned from the local mall because folk are concerned about whether you use it as your local cruising spot to troll for minors to sexually assault, you might be a pedophile.

I actually saw it... I’m ashamed to admit I had it on since I’m working from home today. I was like, really excited for todays recap though! but what I got from it is that they have an understanding. I mean, one of mrledeuce’s favorite things is to be woken up with BJ. and hes not the first guy who has expressed that

Biden, Harris, Sanders, Booker, Warren, or whoever. I’m voting 100% because there’s a fucking white supremacist rapist in the oval office, and to top it all off he’s a fucking moron. So you want to score points on people that’s fine. I no longer care to squabble until that man is out of office.

I was an intern at 2 women’s mags in NYC before landing a paid position at a lifestyle mag (this was a while ago, I ended up switching careers) and I amassed tons of crap: At one point, I had 7 shoeboxes full of makeup, lotions, perfumes, etc. I sold shit for cheap on Ebay. I made a few hundred dollars that I used to

Not really. Democrats overwhelmingly have a positive view of Bernie when polled. Only something like 8% of them really hate him.

Here comes the liberal circular firing squad.

The consequences of the neverending sexualization of the female body are varied and surprising.

So we get sexually harassed because of our boobs but we don’t get CPR? Cool.

Spoken like someone with staggeringly poor character.

You sound creepy as fuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the presence of women.

For some reason, the fact that they were recruiters/senior members is more dispiriting than anything else. A totally anonymous sex cult is one thing. A cult that has an A-list star like Tom Cruise, even if you don’t like him, is one thing. But a sex cult that claims it can lift you to success, and backs that claim up

For twenty years? I think I’d probably be dead by now.

“You should f*ck her to make her realize she’s gay.”

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

I love this.

It is beyond disgusting that anyone has to deal with this but Sia handled it like a fucking boss.