Yeah, I never understood the whole "Aren't you kids too old for this?" bit. Hey, if an 18-year-old goes to the trouble of buying a mask or putting on his Mom's housedress, I'm not gonna begrudge him a couple of Three Musketeers. Delay adulthood as much as possible; it mostly sucks.

Yay!!! You're like a fairy godparent waving a wand and making all my dreams come true. I'm a real girl now!

K.

Our neighborhood (solidly middle-middle class) is situated right on the edge of the suburbs. Past us, the landscape quickly turns to farms and intermittent trailer parks. We get loads of trick-or-treaters carpooled in from the outlying areas, because those kids don't have a neighborhood to t-o-t in. The first year we…

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

I passed out candy for the first time as an adult last year and it was SO FUN. So many little Spidermen. So many sweet princesses. So much candy. Halloween is the BEST.

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

Because once the mother has the baby she is responsible for not depriving Murikan corporations who make formula of their profits. Boobies producing the elixir of life cut into the bottom line. Duh.

I'm more than a little astounded that the Texas legislature is somehow more progressive on the issue of breastfeeding than a doctor's office.

Oh, you didnt get the memo. These people only care about the "unborn" and punishing the sluts who got pregnant. They dont really care about humans, once born.

"You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

I'd be so fucking angry if I were her. I actually had a police officer tell me that I wasn't allowed to nurse my baby at a park in a state that allows it. I was so pissed off! I told him he was breaking the law and that I had every right to nurse my child at a park. We went back and forth until he finally was…

The disrespect is just astounding. The ten bones I spent on a nursing cover was a waste because my daughter wasn't having it. The "cover up" suggestion is not a solution. Getting over yourself and waiting for the 10 minutes it takes to drain my breast, however, is a solution.

Right? I got boobs around 6th grade; I have lived with them for 26 years, give or take. They aren't that interesting, people! They are just additional surface area to which to apply soap at bath-time. My boobs are marginally less interesting than a sandwich and an "Us" magazine.

Because he had been directly treating ebola patients as their treating medical practitioner. He hadn't just come back from an Over 70s cruise of Hawaii, he was in Guinea having direct contact with infected people.

Even worse, he isn't a flight attendant or a travelling jewellery salesman, he is someone with supposed…

There is a 21 day incubation period which we have been hearing about non-stop.

"He reportedly began to feel "sluggish" on Tuesday of this week"

This is what worries me.