Every time we take my dog to the vet and he tries to tell us she's overweight and give us tips for exercise/dieting, my dog just gives him her patented Death Stare. "THIS GUY IS A QUACK. DON'T LISTEN TO HIS BULLSHIT. MY BODY IS JUST FINE THE WAY IT IS. YOU BETTER NOT LET ME CATCH YOU MESSING AROUND WITH MY FOOD…

You have to tell us NOW.

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

This is the first time I have ever been genuinely curious as to who the d-bag was. Any guesses?

Did she just pass up on the chance to bang God?

Isn't "I can tell by your profile/pictures you're a dirty girl" a standard PUA line? I feel like it's come up before.

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Real (smart) dog people KNOW you don't touch a strange dog without permission.

Oh my god. I don't even eat meat and I still wanted to punch that letter writer in the face so hard. What I eat is a personal decision, and if I want that to be respected (it often isn't, but that's a different problem), I know that I need to respect other people's choices. If my husband asks me to buy him beef at the…

Raise you hand if you think Carlos actually ATE the spaghetti and

Who out there remembers Puck and the Great San Francisco Peanut Butter Incident?

I don't know anyone who does, unless they had a baby like a month before, but the mom bloggers are really into wallowing. I do know people who mostly wear workout clothes and a ponytail, but I would too if I didn't have to go to work. So maybe not pulled together outfits. But stains, no. And what's with the "so…

I could really use a nose-kiss from a cute dog today. :(

This is, unfortunately, a common thing. People don't want to believe that someone they like/love/care about would commit such an act. Come on, Mama June. Get it together.

Watch the movie. You'll understand why this one- AND ONLY THIS ONE- time it's OK to tell someone to smile.

Had to post the 1982 version. I watch Annie whenever I'm feeling particularly down, or I've gotten into the gin, Miss. Hannigan-style. Never gets old. "Do I hear.. happiness, in here?"

My kids are more excited for Annie than Santa. Seriously, every time we saw a movie with this trailer they were signing and dancing in their seats. Even my 10 yo son. I cannot wait to take them. And I am pretty sure Netflix auto-streams the original to my house the second we fire up the Wii.

Wow...You need to have a Come to Jesus talk with her because...

I'm really excited for the remake because I never loved the original, despite being a huge classic movie and musical fan. My BF's husband hates even the idea of it because "Annie isn't black!" So much so that he's told his seven-year-old daughter she's not allowed to see it (O.o) Now, I'd be perfectly happy to ignore…

Leo story— Pre-titanic days: my friends and I kept meeting him out at all these clubs (we were all underage). He invited us to his friend Mike's house up Wonderland Ave. He and Mike were in the back of my car, and Leo piped up, "Dude, you know what I want to do tonight? I want to fuck!" These words singed my…