Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

Then why did you click the link? Just to bitch?

The actual human equivalent of a fedora. But I was just ... so..... thirsty...

I'm mildly distressed that they didn't shoot anyone with it.

Oh. Now I get it.

This is the first episode? Well then I definitly feel like they made an homage to Adventure Time by letting the two mains find a big ocean seconds into the short.

Given the tone of this article and the comments following it, I must conclude that you have all lost your goddamn minds. The quality is not the problem here. The problem is that Chinese animators and game developers and basically anyone who makes anything in China see absolutely no problem with finding something…

Freaked when Pokey Jake said WHAT THE ——!

Kristen Stewart's white, and everyone says she never showers. Your move, Naya.

Most excessive showering is due to shame, not ethnicity.

Of course not, I shower like this:

As the tediously slow match dragged on, Hovmand tabbed out of the game and checked social media and Twitch chat. He was probably just bored, but people were discussing key elements of Dai's strategy, not to mention his supply count/resources. That information could've easily been used to cheat, which is why Hovmand's…

Best analogy omg.

Ok, I normally don't pull the "we can pay attention to more than one thing at a time" waste of time argument, but...

I always assumed he was just a bunch of intricately stacked tiny dicks.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

when you're 3 feet tall, 5" looks big.

I was under the impression that all Calvin Klein underwear had the bulge built in.

ughhh the world is terrible enough that i could believe the beibs is packin

As a grown man who has shat his pants (I was really sick), I *would* have pity, but when you call public attention to your pants-shitting, you get what you deserve.