The only way this should have ended was Boba Fett falling into the first pit he came across and dying like a chump.
Penabler
penabler
As someone who has (sadly) used No Land Beyond an awful lot more than he should have, this dude is LEGIT.
Happy trail? That's a new one, I've only ever heard it called a crab ladder before now.
I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.
Context. I'm stealing this from someone who knows, hope you don't mind french dude.
It is 2015. 2015. Twenty Fifteen. Twennnnntyyyy Fifteeeeeen.
I think "He has an educational blog" might be the world's most perfect description of Glenn Beck.
Internet feminist: Discusses feminists issues on the internet, but may secretly be an evil bastard off the internet. (But not really.)
This is one of those moments, where I get the impression I somehow grew up in a very different region, and with a very different social group, than the vast majority of Jezebels (and, perhaps, feminists in general.) Growing up, I knew way, way more Radical Feminist Men than I did non-feminist men (and almost no bros,…
Benevolent Sexist
Thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.
Academic Feminist
Online Feminist
This is all wrong. This post was about dudes can stop lying about not being able to fit condoms so they don't have to wear them. Not our fault you can't read.
"My dick is so big I, like, get all the women and can't wear condoms."
This is hilarious and an excellent way of making the point but, even though I know you're kidding, I want to point out that there's no "too big for condoms" but there absolutely is "may be too big for a regular condom to operate at peak effectiveness."
Plot twist: she has a really really small leg.
"TEST YOUR PATIENCE."