This is a TRAVESTY.

Finally I know!

Lincoln Chafee (miss u!) is one of the small hobbit children delighted by the fireworks at Bilbo’s birthday party, correct?

OK, it wasn’t rape of 1000 women. The attacks were horrific enough, we don’t need hyperboles.

Wow, trolling a troll makes an explosion!

Boo

Sylvester Stallone won the golden globes.

Guys - I cried when Stallone won. He deserved it. “Creed” is so good! And he is such a good actor!

You are so brave.

Jokes on you, my smart computer read it for me and told me I must form an opinion immediately.

I’m boycotting all cis, straight, white male authors until George R.R. Martin releases his next book. That’ll show ‘em!

Speaking of plagiarism...

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

From what I understand, the first side of the record is each member of Wu-Tang calling the owner a sucker and asshole for paying all that money for it. Side two is just all of them silently smoking weed for 30 minutes,

So brave. So moving.

A german officer (quoted by the BBC) arrested 8 people, ALL of whom had their asylum documents on them. Normally I would not assume however in this case hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras.

I’m going to get right on feeling ashamed of myself.

Yeah. Get rid of those immigrants! After all, name just one time where large groups of Germans got together violently in the streets before this sort of immigration.

Where does the 1000 number come from?