Beating Tyson in the original NES version is easily in my personal Top 3 Gaming Accomplishments from when I was young. The others being beating Super Mario Bros straight through for the first time (no warp zones), and beating the Dam level in TMNT (I couldn’t beat the next area though, unfortunately).
Penabler
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Your mom is a taco cleanse!
and that the court should protect her from “unnecessary harassment” by limiting the scope of the subpoena.
Ben Carson’s Recipe:
I was reading the list screeching “what about the lime, asshole?!”
“Secret Squirrel” is a stupid term used often times regarding the jobs of people who work for NSA, CIA, FBI... Etc. Basically anything requiring a Top Secret clearance. It’s annoying.
Shh...
“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.
Yeah, George, that’s what it’s about... I’m sure it has nothing to do with the success and reviews that have already left your three prequels in the dust. Tisk, tisk, tisk...
So, wait, in this analogy Disney is the state? That buys children from their negligent parents?
Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.
This is amazing, you are amazing. I almost want to have Dominoes today to honor the arrest of Ethan Couch.
I bet this is the first time anyone has felt any regret after ordering and eating Dominos.
Kid is in Mexico where he can get delicious, authentic Mexican food and he orders Dominos pizza? If this doesn’t demonstrate that he is a monster and should be separated from decent society for the rest of his life, then what can?
Still waiting on the news to discuss when and how he was radicalized...
I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…