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But I'm in East Bay :-(

Michael Ian Black Wins! FATALITY!

I can't believe you missed "Shaft".

Cosmonaut fell from space. Everything else had burned up on reentry.

If this was a crime, they really pulled it off.

#notallseals

As a Jezebel commenter I would like to be the first to condemn all seals as rapists.

Rick Santorum warned us that this would happen.

Chances are if you DID find a local source for sugar, they'd still yell at you because sugar beets = the devil. A friend made the choice to use sugar beets in her locally sourced liquor and people were freaking outraged because of the GMO issue.

As someone who has worked as a vendor at a farmer's market (selling chocolates), I encountered this pretty frequently. One would think that the inclusion of nuts, dairy, gluten, etc. in some items was a personal affront. My favorite are the people who yell at me because not all the ingredients are local. Sorry, I

Points for realism.

Oh god the people I made as Sims and the things I made them do...

"Cops keep shooting me. What to do?"

I hope you're right because the reality of what I've published has just dawned on me and I am currently seized by fear.

"Help! My Autistic Rescue Labradoodle is Slut-Shaming My Leg".

"Help! My Gluten Intolerance Has Been Exacerbated by the Alignment of the Moons of Mars and Jupiter"

help! I just found out my community garden gender segregates their plants.