all the good television you can stream on your computer, for instance.

"You can't make people over 30 watch something for ten-year-olds," said one commenter.

Dude, tell me about it. I was playing with my new dog and he jumped up and barely hit me in the jewels with his head and it brought me to my knees. Almost puked and everything.

And yet I get arrested whenever I get naked to fight homophobia.

So this whole "Kara is a white person" thing is real. How much longer will this go on?

"Canada does not extradite to countries that employ the death penalty"

I don't know what his politics are but the man clearly knows his snack foods and that is A-OK with this voter.

You're all puppies, tangled in strings. . . strings.

Ultron is not pleased.

"...watch as youths squander early pregnancies." That statement didn't sit well with me.

It's settled: Madeleine Davies is the real racist.

Dude I was so scared that you were actually going to do it

wow nailed it you look just like a not asshole

But what if I have a REALLY good idea.

That's weird, cause my instructions would have involved a loaded shotgun.

HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT ME??!!! LOOK AT ME?!!!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh look, these exist now. Timely:

I would love to see the Annihilation/Annihilation Conquest run on the big screen. One of my fave Marvel cosmic runs.