My favorite skit, before Mark Foley and so many scandals.

More like I won't trust my Uber drivers expert opinion on how to build a car.

When their problem is they might have affairs, then yeah, I know more than them. Namely how to keep my cock out of my coworkers.

Thanks for the service of our volunteer military, but who gives a fuck what they think?

Are you trolling?

I don't blame her. I saw some concept art for the Selma trilogy and it looks cool as shit. The prequels will be even better. That's going to keep her locked up for a long time.

You have yet to give a single example of the left being intolerant to “ideas” or “demographics” as you keep pointlessly try to frame this. Just saying “the left is more intolerant” doesn’t make it so.

What ideas? That trans-women transition so they can get access to women-only spaces so they can rape women? No, that’s a bullshit idea I will not entertain. Abolish minimum wage? Sure, I don’t believe that helps but the discussion doesn’t start from a place of toxicity. I’ll work with any idea that isn’t rooted in…

You don’t believe in any discrimination laws? You know we don’t make them for fun, we make them because not having them was causing problems for marginalized people.

You are so wrong. If your “different idea” is refugees should be turned away because of their religion, or that some people can’t get married, or Black protestors are thugs, tolerance of those views is effectively allowing bigotry to exist. But I don't think you'll get it if you don't already. If you call me a fag and…

This is a bigger middle finger to the people that attacked Paris than all the whiney pleas to bomb ISIS (which we are already doing, for those keeping track) or calling Obama a pussy.

I do, canceling your vote.

No matter how many times you say it, a lot of people on a certain side of the isle don't understand: intolerance of intolerance is not intolerant, it's the opposite. Tolerating intolerance is intolerance.

I don't think there is a person in the first world that hasn't lost someone to cancer, but sorry my comment made you feel bad.

Well said, perfect summary.

I hate how the comment after yours is getting more stars for doing a robotic “clapplause” reply. Fuck this shit.

This comment section gave me cancer.

I can see Russia feeling like they need to do something after their plane got shot down giving Turkey a “what are you gunna do, bitch, hit me?” This response is a rare mixture or equal parts petty, stupid, impotent, and self destructive.

I don't accept this as canon, same way medichlorians can suck my balls.