I'd white out a line across 2012 and write in 2016.

Favorite thing #12 to do with dogs: Howl at different registers at them to try to make them howl with me.

PS I hope you all the best this sucks.

The mom may have something right. I remember my childhood in a rural town where “Fag” was a catchall for someone you didn’t like. When I got to middle school, my music teacher was whispered to be lesbian but she was so well liked that none of the kids gave her shit about it. We loved her “despite” being gay.

My mom was helping me rent a suit for a wedding on a website (that was pretty useful, wish I could remember so I could plug it). My mom got to the stomach section of the questionair, and she gave my stomach a glance and silently selected the “round” option.

My family is Methodist, but really Christian-flavored agnostic. Everyone is chill with elopements or interfaith marriages. We usually go with friends over family (though my sister included me in the ceremony to read a poem). The groom is Catholic and much more connected to his family.

My sister was planning on three (her best friends from childhood that have known her forever). The groom picked out his three best friends too. However the grooms four older brothers got insulted they weren't asked to be groomsmen and yadda yadda yadda seven brides maids.

I was just thinking the same thing.

I think her fearless fight on her cancer may be the reason she can wield the hammer in the first place.

Where do babies come from?

Whoa, I never knew in depth what the female body guards were about, I just thought “BP has female body guards like Gadaffi which is cool if you don’t think about it too much.” Thanks for explaining it.

Ruffalo is one of those super liberal guys that only means well but also thinks 9-11 was an inside job. I'll still take him.

Did you know if you drink too much water you can die? The FDA marches Americans straight to the gas chamber by not labeling each water tap with a warning on it.

Hot take coming through.

There are no mentions of Park’s race or what she physically looks like. But when you are an organization that exists to complain about this stuff, they can't all be hilariously easy targets like Aloha.

I was just listening yesterday and thinking how cool this track is. The guys I work with don’t like Kanye’s public persona and can’t separate his music from that persona so they don’t like listening to him. Fucking dumb. Their loss. Minaj’s part is sick too. In a year where her flagship was Anaconda (sigh), its nice…

[click click click] ENHANCE! [click click click] ENHANCE!

If they can make her look taller she’d make a killer She-Hulk.

I don't think it's totally a deal breaker, but Dorner already appeared in Captain America.