I'm not sad or disgusted, I'm a better person that everyone who is. [drops lit cigarette on thread, doesn't look back as it explodes behind me]

It’s like when you work with kids and one of them accidentally calls you “mommy” or “daddy” and they get all embarrassed.

The wall is going to be pretty useful for Canada when Walker is president and American workers start trying to cross over into Canada for work and healthcare.

Hot take.

Having cheerleaders for programmers is hilariously fucked dude. Try to argue about its prevalence or whatever, because this shit is over the top sexist.

Dude, is Bloodr0se trolling or brain damaged?

This is not true. When I was getting into nursing ten years ago the women said they liked men getting into the field because it meant they all started to get paid more.

True, sexism is dead on the Asian continent.

Not getting paid enough for this shit.

This is pretty big in the US too. I’m a male programming cheerleader, and have been captain of my “squad” for years. You have no idea how important a game of patty cake can be to a star programmer at the right moment. Or a high kick for that matter. The Silicon Valley slogun works: “Treat them like they are retarded…

The back bone’s connected to the, wiggle bone

I’d suggest smashing it with a falling city like Age of Ultron and starting over again.

My game was having a hard time loading i think because i had so many people, so I dropped it for over a month. When i heard the bugs were fixed I opened it up again and it worked. I checked the wastes and this hardy mother fucker was still running at full health. He has so much crazy loot, but no power armor…

44 Days! just found out today.

Life Hack: You don’t have to put the whole goddamn dick in your mouth. Just move on the first 2-3 inches so your tongue is moving on the sensative skin below the head, and if you feel like you have to do something with the rest of the dick, just hang on to it. They need to teach this stuff in sex ed because everyone…

I think Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde should be higher bc it's funny and it's the one comic from the perspective of a 616 survivor.

There is one Galactus so far and he guards Doom’s castle.

I think my favorite right now might be Siege just on pure wackiness levels, from the Endless Summers (Mister Sinister’s discarded army of Scott Summers clones), the Shield being a grotesque punishment to Ben Grimm, the Kitty Pride being a pack of Lying Cats. It's all so delightfully crazy.

Doom has a police force of Thors that show up nearly immediately when someone tries to cross the boundries, but yeah, a lot of people still manage to sneak through.

I'd suggest starting with Secret Wars 1-5 if you can find them, that's just to catch up on the main story (which is fantastic after the extremely depressing first issue). From there grab any of the stories Stephen reviewed that sounded cool to you. Weirdworld is a good one if you don't like the idea of Secret Wars…