That’s all correct. There are different countries that are basically different versions of the Marvel universe. They are separated by tall walls that you aren’t supposed to cross without permission by Doom or the Thor Corp. Old Man Logan’s comic is basically him saying screw that rule and he goes out exploring.

Gamora still had her cosmic powers from the Black Vortex event so she was the one other character to realize something is fishy. A lot of characters seemed primed to figure it out soon though.

Young people be fucking.

I wish the primaries started in California, for both parties. It would weed out the insane flash-in-the-pan Republicans (though we’d lose all the hilarious corn dog eating photos) and it would legitimize the more lefty Democrats, like Sanders. Personally, I’m in the tank for Biden if he chooses to run.

I can’t imagine any other motive other than to honor this one victim of one of the tens of thousands of tragic car accidents that happen every year. I’m sure they spend their lives honoring each of these victims. I’m better than everyone, though, because I remind people that Caitlyn Jenner killed someone in a car…

Very interesting, but did you know... she killed someone with a car!? Am I blowing your minds? Sure the police didn’t find her criminally liable, but that will not stop me from copy pasting this comment in every Jenner story. I’m superior to all you people that don’t bring this up every Jenner story.

This one:

Clinton’s cake walk just turned into Pacific Rim.

In 2008, I remember people getting bent out of shape by people calling her “Hillary,” as in “Why is Obama called Obama, Richardson called Richardson, but Clinton is called Hillary!? How sexist!” Turns out the decision was by the Clinton campaign itself to differentiate herself from her husband and to make her seem…

I just hope the democrats can treat their primary opponents with respect so it makes the republican thunder dome look more childish. If any democrat draws blood it won’t be Biden, I’m sure of that.

When I was a staff member of a boyscout camp, me and a couple other staffers kidnapped the camp mascot (a stuffed skunk named “Stanky”). We would read fake ransom notes at the morning flag raising and plead for whoever stole Stanky to return him. We threatened disciplinary actions on everyone if the kidnappers didn’t…

Yeah I can't wait for all the weak-sperms at the bottom to start swinging for the fences with crazy talk to get in those ten seats in the Fox debate. Huckabee was trying to climb out of the bottom.

Even if we consider that clump of cells a human or alive, you could still make a great case to kill it. Can you force someone to use their organs as life support for a fully formed person?

I think a woman can teach boys cool shit absolutely, but my probably conservative idea of manhood is that boys need to see men in action to decide how to be. A woman can show how to light a fire three ways without a match, or build a shelter to survive in the wilderness, but a man needs to show a boy how to be a man.…

He’s only gotten more powerful as his presidency progressed, lets keep him around another term to see what he can do when he goes super saiyan.

This sounds like a pretty good compromise, the sponsors seem to get final decision on who leads a troop. Maybe my bar is very low though from when I was a scout over ten years ago.

A was a closet atheist and also acting chaplain.

That totally worked.

For some reason I can't star this with my phone.

What the fuck is this post asking for?