I'm going to go ahead and call this show the best new thing of 2015 so far. Anyone that thinks otherwise can fight me and Master Blaster in the Thunder Dome.

When I was a little kid I was in a play where I was a dancing oyster and my costume looked a lot like this one, except grey.

White people are the fucking worst, but is it clear yet that the killing officer was white? Putting on the uniform seems to change ones race to blue.

I pop by from time to time but my work right now doesn't allow me to hang out as much.

I think idiots cling so strongly to Evo Psych theories because it explains things we don't understand and cannot prove. Our early ancestors needed to be aware of things like "what's in that bush that moved," because it mattered to our survival. Later, as I world got more complex and we asked questions like "why does…

So were you jacking off too or just watching her?

You showed him!

She looks like competitive weight lifter Samantha Wright.

Evo Psych is the softest of soft sciences, it's weaker than literary criticism.

I feel like there is a lack of role models for young women who are considering killing people as a means of sexual gratification, and it just reminds me how far we have to go as a society.

"Nothing personal, I just need your bones."

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

"Just drape grey material over me and cut sew on some sleeves."

I thought it was a really bad suit at first.

This is the most amazing shot I've ever seen, and I've seen a throwing knife kill in CoD (tossed randomly across the map) win the match.

I was hoping it would be Porn-Stache.

I had no idea this was something that happened or was legal. Not to equate a child's life to an object, but isn't this like someone with no criminal record going through all the steps to buy a gun, and then turning around and giving it to a felon? This situation is so unbelievably fucked up and I hope Harris goes to…

He'll find out when he actually has sex some day.

This is like the 2015 version of taking a photo of a shoplifter and posting it above the counter.