@ticklefriends my last couple tweets are kind of downers though

ha! Maybe it was. It was the video about how to clean a horses dick

Its a horse's penis.

I have a picture of it on twitter if you are feeling adventurous.

Mark was giving quite the seminar on smegma via twitter last night. I learned a whole lot, and that smegma can transform into pearls if not cleaned.

I think it was one person that did it as a joke, and then Vice style journalist that did it for articles.

Even though we can post pictures again, I'm resisting the urge to post pictures of people using saline to give themselves "bagel heads." Testing out larger breasts before getting implants sounds like a pretty good use of saline though.

Agreed, friend 1 and 2 I would not associate with at all. Friend 3 I would tolerate and then joke about online.

"Do I want a cookie? Are you fucking kidding me? I want you to call the police! But if you got some cookies lying around too, I wouldn't mind a few."

How much traffic does Thought Catalog receive? I basically only go there when someone links an offensive troll post for me to gawk at. If there are posts that don't suck there, I wouldn't know of them.

Yeah, I'd get this shirt if it was just the two in silhouette. Way bad ass.

Someone made a shirt with them that would be super cool if it didn't say EPIC BATTLE across the bottom. http://www.cafepress.com/mf/90958345/ne…

I don't Lindy is saying the job posting is sexists, but that its funny and silly in a "women be eating chocolate" kind of way.

Probably in the best interest of the children to arrest the mother for leaving them in a place where children play while she was getting them food.

Yeah she looks so young.

She's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

This is copied from my gritty/realistic Lucy reboot.

Seriously, this lady was on a roll. This was hall of fame level awfulness.

"Son of a nigger loving atheist bitch" BOOM HAT TRICK.

Its even all veiny [Jenifer Lawrence frowning gif]