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no, replace it. This is how these things work. Lawl

how you figure?

Watching the live feeds, restraint could have been straight saying "good night, protesters!" and walking away. A hundred people standing in the street chanting (for the police storm troopers posted there) did not need to be tear gassed. Holy shit. This all could be ended by the cops seriously investigating the death

I was with you until Godwin. [posts picture of Hitler lovingly gazing at baby]

Can't post pics because of troll :((((

I had my pelvic girdle replaced by a monster truck tire and my rib cage replaced by an oil drum to make my waist look smaller.

Thank you that is all I ask.

[fart noise]

What do I look like, some sort of sea weed scientist?

Washed up sea monsters (like the Montauk Monster) really need to be photographed next to something to give us an sense of scale.

Danaerys and Cercei both have gay sex at different points.

Chloe Moretz actually went topless and this is a censored bar.

Don't even, dude.

Sorry you guys have to deal with that bullshit.

Golden Gate, near the Safeway by the Ocean Beach.

Former teen boy here. If I ever have a kid that was doing this I would know right away that it wasn't cat piss. Not only because I know how gross and messy boys can be, but also the smell. That basement would smell like goats and pancake batter.

I could probably take a raccoon if I was sober. Or at least I could when I was 24.

SexFit gets mad and vibrates to tell you to get your shit together, like a tightly wound Jillian Michaels clenching on your dick and screaming at you to "PUSH IT. GIVE ME MORE. I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE IN YOU NOW PUSH IT."

I am Groot!

Several years back I was homeless in San Francisco. I could often find friends to stay with, but not every night. The night of this tale I was trying to sleep in the park, and to help me sleep and forget about my shitty predicament I had bought a big jug of Carlo Rossi. Around midnight I'm good and sloshed, but still