It always weirds me out when I see pictures of Agent Hill from this show.

The miracle of birth.

This website is fucking incredible. Honestly I hope it continues after the movie, the fashion and world that it exists in are really interesting.

if I was that famous I'd tweet a word, turn my phone to vibrate, and then use it to masturbate.

SMG is dumb as fuck, she shouldn't be throwing stones.

I have some videos from before our voices changed which are pretty funny to watch. After our movie "Humans vs. Cyborgs" we decided to get serious and studied film production in community college.

I used to love making videos like this with my friends. One of my favorites was "The World War 2" in which Hitler is drowned in his bathtub.

Crucidix.

"Back and forth motion" is superior to the "abrupt cork-screw twisting motion."

I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

Some customers you just got to kick to the curb. They waste your time for very little payout. If they leave you to waste a competitor's time, double win.

To get the BO stink out of your helmet, try washing with piping hot urine mixed with old eggs.

Liquid calories don't count.

How does one file a complaint to the FCC?

Read this and report back. http://jezebel.com/lessons-from-a…

I didn't realize there was a difference, is it like drowned?

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

There really should be a special line for sprinkle related emergencies, though.

If you need to feel better, please read this tale of whimsy and watermelons.

Should be one of those Zoloft puffs.