Slender Man to voice himself.

Trying to stifle this laugh hurt my nose.

White people do call each other and themselves articulate, but if we don't grow up or live around Black people we don't know its loaded racial connotation. Its one of those things we have to fuck up first to learn about. Its also one of the things that White people are going to get touchy about, because we really do…

Seriously.

So its officially go-time for the Clinton campaign?

That person is a kingmaker, whoever they are.

Its not enough that rich people have money, luxury, and options. They want us to fucking cheer-lead for them too. YOU GO, HILARIA! YOU TELL THOSE POOR MOMS WHO DO ALL THE SAME SHIT YOU DO!

This is the WORST thing I've seen today [grumble grumble]

Works best when you don't look like this when you say it.

I'm trying to guess what's going on in Tracy's head during this interview. Her face reads somewhere between frustration and pity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Farrah is the Helen Keller of our time!!! Oh shit, Rich, that was good.

Is the Washington Post like the Thought Catalog now where any stupid idea gets published? They used to be better than this.

If this is the time I'm thinking of, the McCain campaign was making that stupid and cynical attempt to peel off Clinton supporters who were mad about losing to Obama. I'm on my phone so I can't post the commercials, but trust me they are infuriating. If this is what they are talking about, yeah, she should have…

I've heard people more familiar with dolphins claim that this is anatomically impossible, but it was still a fun and disturbing read.

You're welcome!

Anyone remember Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn? He wrote a how to guide on have sex with dolphins in the 90s.

I think Ollie should ride off into the sunset before something awful happens to him.

I was super stoked for that too, probably my favorite part.

Yeah, I was going to point this out. In Ollie's story, he lived a happy life with his father, the wood gatherer, and his mother, best potato boiler in The Gift. It was shattered one day when a red-headed wild-woman killed his parents with arrows while they were unaware. Ollie ran to the Night's Watch and alerted them…

At least he got a bad ass death, more then most characters get in GoT.