Its best not to do it period. Also, I think its the follow up to the, "no, where are you REALLY from?" question.

I don't think you are.

Except for all the ones that don't.

Its supposed to be like, "Oh you're Japanese? I just looooove Japanese food. I could eat sushi all day, oh my god."

Slender Man is the new Justin Beiber for tween girls.

If their dad sees the images, that doesn't mean his kids also see and/or are influenced by him. That's not psychology, that's telepathy.

I've heard of them but never tried them. A friend had some once, but he was fretting on whether they were organic or not. He didn't want to eat them if they had pesticides on them. It hit me that we were wringing our hands about the poison outside of the seed, while hoping that there was poison inside of the seed. It…

I clicked on the link for his own show and this ad popped up:

I thought so too until I tried it. It really does work, but its not fun. Its probably like what it feels like when you get bit by a snake and then die.

When I was 19 I watched the movie Malcolm X, and in it, Malcolm does nutmeg in order to kick cocaine while in prison. "What?! A legal way to get high?!" I thought and went straight to the store with my friends. We each ground up a nut each and drank it in lemonade. After sitting around and hour with nothing happening,…

If I had a million dollars, I would have George name 50 characters Penabler and kill them all.

"Start a fight for a dollar of product." Yeah,probably not in there, but I like his style.

Too bad he was fired, he seemed loyal and had a lot of guts.

Buy that Dollar Tree dude a drink for me.

That part was genius.

That show is underrated. Looking up that booked revealed this whole fucked up genre call "bizarro" with titles like "The Haunted Vagina" and "Barb Wire Pubes." It's so weird I feel I need to investigate further.

I'm seriously considering buying a book called "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz." If anyone wants to judge me, I think that's fair.

Pube cat!

They said over 50% of the force was women, which I don't think you'd find in most American cities. That super surprised me.

You can be born without a Y chromosome but still have a dick. Science me that, bub.