There is a trans-person out there that you would be attracted to, I'd wager. If being not born physically into the right gender is a deal breaker for you, then yeah, that's transphobic.

If you are a man, attracted to women, you are straight. Trans-women are women. By the transitive property, if you are a man into trans-women, you are straight. Not that it even matters, but there you go.

God damn it, Kyosuke, you have to deal with the most shit in the gawkerverse. Try to keep your chin up. I'm sorry I got here late. The responses are all bullshit.

I loved that show so much

Oh for sure, but I think if we want to start exploring something as complex as attraction in math terms, it gets dumbed down quite a bit.

I was just telling ellebell that I don't think the guy for "ugly/nice" is that unattractive, he was the first guy on my "guy with dog" image search that didn't look like a model.

I really don't think he's a bad looking guy either. When I did a google image search for "guy with dog" he was the first one that didn't look like a model.

I'd watch that one.

I'll break it down visually (I cannot be bothered to fix the formatting:

The eyes on your eyelids are terrifying. Its kind of like:

The MIT pranks are EPIC.

I'm having a hard time visualizing how this worked. Like, hanging onto the handle, lower handle between legs, beater part spinning away from body? Doesn't help that I was first imagining something like this:

"I have a black cousin, but I fucking hate his guts."

I was looking for that one. Pretty inspired.

I went back and forth wondering this morning, but it actually does go back several years. I'm leaning towards it really being her.

Fucking of course they did. Get this woman a TV show. Great work, everyone.

I will happily read anything he writes. I just hope he gets around to writing them.

Someone made a really cool comic of the fight.

This reminds me a drinking game me and my high school buddies used to play. We would blow on beer bottles in a rhythm, and the person with the highest note would take a sip until they ended up with a note that wasn't the highest. So we would be standing in circle playing a little melody that progressively got lower…

I'm wearing the same dress right now but Rihanna wears it better, I hate to admit.