Time travel back to 2002. My girlfriend wore a t-shirt that went transparent under the lights and the whole school got pictures of her nipples.

I'm as strong and ruthless as both of them combined.

YEAH! I wanted to call it a jumper but i couldn't tell for sure.

Did you guys get a load of the owner's zany shirt? Clearly a madman.

GAWKER MEDIA, LET ME BE YOUR CHAMPION.

If Gawker wants to sponsor me I will complete this challenge so you can rub it in Buzzfeed's faces.

Your aren't helping anything when you saunter into this forum where people are discussing a misogynist that went on a killing spree and then trying to bend it into a whine about how tough men have it. There are places for that, but not here. It comes across as trying to silence women and saying their concerns don't…

Not dogs!

How is the dog supposed to swipe right if it wants to fuck me back? Dogs don't have thumbs!!

[swipes right]

I used to think I'd be teased but now I really like it.

He says it was from Last of the Mohicans, but I'm betting its MASH.

My dad really wanted to name me Hawkeye, but my mom balked. When I was a kid I thought I'd be embarrassed by that name but now I think it would be bad ass.

"Hey, hey, hey, Ri Ri, hey. Its me, Charlie Sheen. You know, from Platoon. Anyway, I can see its your birthday because you are here with all your friends and you are having fun, but would you might posing with my fiance while I take pictures and talk too close to your face? I was almost in the Mighty Ducks but a space…

If they can show the video of two football players forcibly sticking their fingers in a kids ass, this "boys will be boys" defense isn't going to work on a jury. I thought snapchat videos were supposed to disappear though.

he means grow a pair of guns to shoot up your school with.

Wow, thanks for the tip, Jezebel Staff. You just made my Tuesday evening.

This exchange and the glasses-putting-on and taking-off is my favorite thing today.

I feel a little bad, but then this guy is shitty in a human being way.

I do a little bit, but this guy also told his girlfriend to make 300 sandwiches so I don't feel SO bad.