I think buncha crunch is pretty good too, but the rest are inedible.

In my head I imagined him as an evil version of Seth Rogen.

at least he will always cherish the woman suit he makes out of her.

I already posted this on gawker but I want to see what ya'll think. This is the happy couple in question.

I'd see that but I ain't paying IMAX money.

what other important, commendable ideas are also terrible?

it's a parody rap battle. You should check it out on youtube. The kid looking mighty proud of himself is "Super Hot Fire."

I am so outraged I am now against Macklemore and his message of marriage equality.

She's doing a spot on impression of young Hillary Clinton with this expression too.

I like how the guy in the yellow vest was walking by and you can see him thinking "I gotta get those eggs but... fuck it. I'm not that busy"

She looks like she's going, "DUH DUH. THIS IS YOU. DUUUUUUUUH."

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It's been a while since I've played so they weren't added yet. I guess I remember hearing someone recently got all the achievement points.

Are achievement points the same as experience points?

Pros: Money

I know when Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had their baby, they let a friend take the first pictures of it and sell them to the tabloids as kind of a money gift to the friend.

That's what I mean. Would the hotel have taken the initiative and reported a crime that happened in its elevator?

If I was a celebrity, me and my wife would fake fight every night just so a jobless friend could make some money selling pictures of it to TMZ.

Would the hotel be so forthcoming with authorities if the employee hadn't leaked this tape?

Yeah right, then how am I not dead?