Some of the comments are so good I'm having a hard time not starring them.

WUT. Our Lindy West? I dunno. I mostly only know Roseanne from her show, which I really loved, but from stuff she says publicly these days she seems dumb and... unbalanced, lets say. Her whole political book and run for president was so naive "Its the two party system, man, both parties are like, the same, man." Get…

I have no idea what Roseanne is even talking about. I've read it a couple times and I only get less and less sure.

"Blair campaigned on an antiabortion, "pro-family," pro-Second Amendment platform."

I get it. I'm seriously allergic to marinara sauce also, so I always order pizza sauce on my meatball subs. If someone mixed it up I'd probably call the cops too! Subways trying to kill me!

Its kind of funny seeing a little dog freak the fuck out at a skate park, but people got a teach their dogs not to get worked up over tire noises.

The video of him walking around is kind of disturbing.

I hope a Dog addresses this in his article today.

When will a Dog speak out against violence in the dog community?

What a good cat, holy crap. I hope the mayor gives it the key to the city.

The sound of the tires can fuck with dogs and some of them perceive it as growling. Still, far too aggressive of a reaction from that dog. Probably a good candidate for being put down so he doesn't maul a kid on a skateboard or something.

5" inseam?! That's going to cause problems. I liked it when cargo shorts were somewhat in style because when I'd go camping, I could load up those huge stupid pockets so all my gear wasn't on my back. And remember those funny hammer loops? Also held a hatchet fine.

less scam, more life hack.

Sounds good I'm on your team. When Stephen gets kicked off we could go all scorched earth and say mean things about everyone else' favorites.

He's what it would look like if you raised a Cupie doll on nothing but corn, steaks, and creatine.

He's the one I like too.

These guys are all about my age, but I have a strong feeling I wouldn't be friends with any of them. EXCEPT the snow boarder guy, both for being a grown man that refuses to have grown up hair, and the impressive phone scam.

I kind of want to rip off your list for a go at the Recruits program. That would be a sweet beat.

I only eat the red tip off the rocket pop and toss the rest on the ground because the blue and white aren't as good. I make sure there is at least one child watching when I do this.

In this moment I wish I had a vagina to personally challenge you.