I fill out the same form every five years. I would be FUCKING FIRED if I pulled this same kind of bullshit. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AND ALL OF THE ASSFUCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING THESE DOUCHEBAGS IN POWER. Sorry, not sorry, am on my third drink.

“OK, Mr. Comey, have you anything more to add?”

But these people totally care about these women too, right?

Unfortunately, she’s extremely smart. Disgusting, but smart.

He’s fat too.

Is there anything more laughable than the faux tough guy act put on by major leaguers?

Bill Maher fucks her.

Jesus, Clayton, shut the fuck up.

Oh, you decided not to have kids. Cool, go fuck yourself. Oh, you decided to have kids. Cool, go fuck yourself. I wish this crap wasn’t even a thing.

At what point does the Twitter CEO/Board bear culpability? Why can’t they lock his account? Lives are at stake.

I race marathons. I train. A lot. I find it completely stupid and irresponsible that couch to race programs have been marketed to popularity. 26.2 ain’t no joke and you’re playing with fire if you run one without inadequate training time on your feet.

You haven’t met my wife, then. I’m an asshole but when she uses that one I am not fucking with you tone, I snap to it with a quickness.

You aren’t playing because you’re a fucking piece of shit.

How come she don’t want me, man?

Oh, so she’s been cheating on him too then.

Dottie fucking knew too.

This was wrong and everyone should die but fuck Northwestern with the power that fuels a thousand suns.

HA HA HA YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ASSHOLE! This makes me so happy. A rare happy drinking session tonight folks.

Fuck this fucken country.

Fuck Jeff Fisher.