Yes, they discovered some firearms... from normal people that accidentally forgot about them. None were from terrorists, know how I know that? The TSA had *never* once stopped a terrorist.

That’s a tired cliche.

Or as an Israeli once remarked, “you don’t have security, you have a system for annoying people.”

Liquids are dangerous and could be explosive, you can’t bring them. However, if you can throw it in the tub full of other mystery liquids stored next to the hundreds of people crammed in like cattle. If they were concerned about safety, they wouldn’t do that.

The TSA is safety theater, and nothing more.

Just saying- seems pointless to have stricter bag checks when there is a gaping security hole like that...

...I’m not a Seahawks fan. I couldn’t possibly care less about the Seahawks (Other than Lynch, because who doesn’t love Lynch?).

Hell, a few years ago I scolded because I didn’t report getting a ticket that carried a $250 fine quickly enough.

Wait, you have a security clearance and you’ve been drinking? I don’t want to get you in trouble, but are... are aliens real?!

I’m currently having some stomach issues and my doctor has told me to stop any alcohol consumption for the time being.

The privilege of power: you can commit treason and it is not a big thing.

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.

If Calkins is trying to frame Bennett as a dick, that’s poor argument.

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

He did.

“Sure, there is still a part of me that wonders why Bennett kept [the apology] private. If he is serious about being a role model, I feel like it would have been in his best interest to show his contrition to the world...”

Meh this is a school that covered up the rape of a student leading to her suicide because they needed him for football. Pence isn’t far off what the school actually believes.

“I don’t know if all of these sex workers are of age, so technically this is kiddy porn, apologies in advance.”

There’s nothing quite like hypocritical liberal homophobia.

I’ve probably flown 40 times since 9/11. I’ve never had an experience at airport security that was consistent from one time to the next - not ever. At first I attempted to bring shit onto the plane because I was new to flying and I literally didn’t know the rules (I had a lot of contact solution thrown out). After…