I think it's Boo Boo Kitty (Cookie's name) or Porcelain (mine)

If only for taking Columbusing to new and amazing heights. I can't even be mad.

Thank you! I just want a fancy dress, fancy cake, alcohol, food, and my people.

Two condoms rubbing against each other cause tears in the material, thus decreasing efficacy. So 1 rubber and the lady in question on a different form a BC, would probably achieve the overkill goal.

Many moons ago when this was all but a whisper, someone (dumbass) was all "But what if they made a Golden Boys?" which I think would be an awesome blossom, I wish someone would. I find Jerry Stiller a hoot.

Usually when I meet these assholes in real life I just ask them point blank if they want to call me a nigger. Surprise! White guy gets all uncomfortable "I would never say that because it's racist" Nope lynching and blocking voting rights is racist, that's just a word tied to shitty horrible sufferings of a people. I…

Ugh that killed me too. But I've heard Kidman and her kids are reconnecting now. I imagine she had to wait for the kids to see the crazy themselves.

I literally couldn't put it down. But now the only scenes I can watch from her are from the Girlvert series, everyrthing else I can't stop thinking how high she was.

Exactly you wake me up and I will fucking chew your ass out. Go to the bathroom damn.

Something about that British bass is just so DAMN.

I will bare knuckle fight somebody just to touch Dominic West. Literally that bath tub scene in The Awakening was all I needed to rank that movie 5 stars.

Oh it's real. I read half the first book in attempt to bond with my coworkers, it's so bad sooooo bad.

Not gonna lie my first reaction was he's still alive?

Someone on here posted the best comeback to that.

I'm about to start dating again and god I really really don't want. Like if my parents weren't crazy I would so be down for an arranged marriage. I feel like your close trusted friends should do the first round pick and you pick it up from there. Anyway I date men, with all the "no is just a negotiation bullshit that…

"I'm a Whiny Pissbaby" is the best, I'm dying.

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

No lie I literally just saw his sex tape, and ya I totally get it now. I mean I got it before but now I really really get it. God bless and keep you Colin Farrel.

I think the fact they're pimping the soundtrack so hard speaks volumes.

Maybe I'm just really lazy but wouldn't it have just been easier to legit marry and breed with the man. This just sounds so complicated, plus 10 years is a long time. *and everyone involved in the con is a giant shit bag.