I know this movie is going to be turd, based purely on the source material. But the way they are pimping this soundtrack, makes me think that this is going to be a festering turd. Just hot garbage all the way and this is literally a frantic attempt to get as much cash as possible. Shit they didn't pimp the Twilight…

Reason #27472 to cut the speeches out.

Wedding:nope reception: hell fucking yes!! I intend to get loud and obnoxious so who cares. Ive always viewed a reception as cake/dance time anyway.

I always loved them for this poor kid/broken home anthem.

Debbie is his mother I believe. I know pull out the smelling salts Eminem has issues with his mother.

You know I for the a while her sentencing aggravated the shit out of me. It must be really awesome to have a judge be so considerate of two criminals. Of course you can spend the holidays with your family, and of course you can go one at a time so your children have some sort stability during this time. Someone please…

Ok so I'm an old ass virgin and average about 1-2 orgasms a day. I'm legitimately worried about when I finally do have sex, if I can't orgasm with an actual human. Like what if years of getting myself off, means my brain can't add another human into the equation.

Can I Live? - Nick Cannon:

Come on let's be real,the handler knew and was like "fuck this bridezilla yolo!"

So they have the same policy as Nigeria "What? People care about this?" I'm gonna take a guess at how this plays out. Um nothing happened, ok fine something did happen, we're totes investigating what happened, we have a lead, wait for Kim K (or any celebrity really) to get naked, and go back to not giving a shit.

I honestly thought that was the deal. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought after 6 months/24weeks you needed a not from your doctor. At least that's what that movie Away We Go taught me.

Hey hey that nice couple small and large intestine deserve some props too. Can we through colonics in the bullshit bonfire as well? I mean does it take one rich idiot to make something a thing. Let this non medical stranger shove a hose up your ass. That'll be $200.

I was literally thinking that's driver's license good. Where you look pretty and cute and by some sort of magic voodoo that prettiness makes it to a picture. Many moons ago my license pic was so great then I had to take another one and now I look like I just escaped.

Heh I loved it too, and defend it as well. I mean we forgave Ben Affleck for legitimately bad movie Gigli.

Literally all I want is the version of Crazy in Love from The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. I know it is all a ploy to make me somehow watch the movie. I'm a millennial dammit I shouldn't have to wait 3 whole months for a song.

This was me at bath time every night. I was The Little Mermaid, no matter how atrocious my singing was.

Or every time a black female artist is mentioned there will always be someone ready to not only to declare their hatred/indifference/whatever of said artist but whine about why we're talking about them in the first place. Meanwhile the Taylor Swift posts contain no such whining. Taylor Swift will never be referred to…

Not gonna lie it was a fucking relief that the one guy to help her was black. But I'm black so I've spent lifetime whispering "please don't be black" whenever someone fucks up.

I was going to say the same thing. Plus she 's not drunk, in a bright crowded place, and has a camera/bodyguard following her. I'd dare say she 's safer than most.

Me too! As a Forever Alone it really touched me, genuine laughter is the key to a long life. Plus you gotta love how the majority of the women just book it out there.