Yall my in laws are big mad about Nike and I am living for it lol. Really the only problem is Nike clothes are ugly as fuck, and the shoes are too narrow for my flat feet also ugly. The tragedy is my aesthetic runs towards Addidas which is Team Coonye.
My fellow Slytherins as much as it breaks my heart I am considering leave House Slytherin. I have been a loyal Slytherin for many years now. When pottermore sorted me into Slytherin it all came together. My affinity for the Bellatrix Lestrange asthetic, the geniune laughter at some of Voldemort’s dialogue,and the…
Yall I can’t even with this thread. THE FEELS.
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Shit just plain career advice. I’m over my current job. My feelings about the management and coworkers aside I’m on auto pilot as far as the actual job goes. It’s tedious and hard, and the only thing I’m learning is it’s about to get unnecessarily harder. I applied for a transfer the recruiter told me the manager…
Shannon Doherty has breast cancer. Fuckin Prue Haliwell is facing off with the evilest motherfucker on the planet. Fuck you cancer!
Specifically a Texas lease? The Consort got a new job which means now both of us have an hour commute. It’s dumb. But my mom is convinced once you break a lease it will follow you forever and break your credit. We want out but I don’t wanna fuck his credit in the process.
So I’ve been having a hard time lately, like a really bad time. I stopped even trying to post in the 3 Good Things discussion, I can’t think of any. I mean I can list things but I’m not getting anything from it. The most patient man loves me and I can’t feel it. I used to have all these awesome life fantasies and now…
Y’all there was nothing on so I was almost considering Counting On aka The Duggars part 2. This ep was about their insane sexist bizarre courtships. I was a minute in and I could feel the rage coming on. Their dead glossy eyes talking about courtships makes me want to stab something. So I start seeing what else is on…
So my coworkers were talking about Kim getting robbed and how this was clearly all a fraud, because Kanye is crazy. Literally that was their entire arguemeny as to why it wasn’t true. I just do they think that bad things can’t happen to famous people? Did Kim and Kanye fake their parents death too? Oh he’s crazy so he…
Send this man some ice for his burns.
So for the first time ever I bought eyeglasses from Walmart. Beauty of living in the boonies this was pretty much the only option for me. Cost me about $340 out of pocket, I’m so glad I pay for eye insurance that nobody takes. Anyhoo went to pick them up and the frames are bent outward more trapezoid than rectangle.…
I hate knitting now and FUCK THAT SHIT!!! So much rage, so much impotent rage. This tree is the tree of misery and you cannot have me satan.
I am dying and now I am dead.
The Consort has Tom Sawyered me and I’m more impressed than anything. Today is my one day off and he wanted to go play models or something (nerd level 10). I was bummed and broke, so as consolation he gave me his credit card told me to go to the movies and pick up groceries on him. Fast forward to my sweaty ass having…
Y’all I think Melania was set up by Taylor Swift. Think about it, who has the most to gain from all of this? Who has a legion of super fans at her neck and call? Who is the beacon of RNC womanhood?
So I worked for 12 hours and came back to a car with ants and spiders. I guess the aunts went for the food and the spiders are going for the aunts. So I would like them to be gone and more importantly God to be more understanding of my hour commute and let me eat in my car consequence free. But really how do I kill…
My laundry is at the apt laundromat. There is a granddaddy cockroach hanging out on my front window. I have to pass it to get my laundry. The Consort is at work so he can’t kill it. What’s the point of being in a relationship if he’s not here to protect me from monsters? Oh god I have to kill it myself don’t I? But…
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