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Team Unicorn as well!. One of the posters on GT wrote about how they didn't vote and I just don't get it. Like am I the only that watched Iron Jawed Angels? Or read anything about Jim Crow era voting? I'm a black woman I feel like too much shit went down for me not to vote for the lesser of two incompetent shitheads.

Honestly I'm just happy to hear Sugar Bear mentioned I can't tell you how many abuse stories I've read/heard where the dad was complacent in the kids shitty situation. Adam Carolla (I know but bare with me) once made this point that men will leave/escape their crazy ass exes but leave their kids with said crazy, with

Corpus Christi Caller Times. That is the only part my brain can compute right now.

Ducks that shot askshole. Really phone really?

remade the Golden Girls except they called it the Golden Boys and it was about old, retired men living together, it would count as a remake of the Golden Girls

"The newspapers are gonna be tough on you. And prison is very, very hard on people who hurt kids. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."

I felt like an asshole for about 5min when I tossed my house plant but then I didn't have to open the blinds for it anymore. #freedom

I don't know that dog/cat business sounds like a lot of commitment.

Oh man idk if you've already googled the deal with Bradley, but don't just don't. Accept that she herself in her own words in a court of law is horrible garbage and move on; treasure the memories of reading those books and move on.

Alex reads Twilight was one of the funniest things I had ever seen and now it is tainted. Along with Chris Brown, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Marion Zimmer Bradley (a personal knife in the heart of my childhood), Ceelo, Whoopi Goldberg, Sean Penn, and Marvin Gaye. Seriously artist of the world stop being creepy,

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Literally every time I hear this dude name I think about this.

So do editors not exist anymore? I mean you can't be mad at a turd monkey for being a turd monkey, but I thought somebody was supposed to read things before "printing" them.

Star Trek Into Darkness

A nice cleansing fire, we wait til november it'll be perfectly festive. Its what UO would've wanted.

What was this an arranged marriage? I must know tell the story please.

I feel like dudebro frats are just louder than all the other ones. One of my friends is a super duper proud member of a christian choir fraternity, it's like someone sprayed him in nerd.

Word you could not pay me to live in a dorm again.

And yet I remain in the grey, sigh

Uh Kelly imma let u finish but I totally posted this first on 8/7 on one of Lindy's posts. Idk ur trying to steal my ideas.

I want to believe Nicki showed up to meet Sir-Mix-A-lot, he saw her ass, and was like "at last the chosen one has come"