I hate myself for loving this song, although I don't think anyone could love it more than Drake.

This feels like reason #3005 I don't want to have babies in this country. As a black woman my hypothetical children are marked for life. Now I don't know if Canada or UK or Scandinavia or anywhere will be particularly better but I'm just so fucking done. I've been afraid of the cops forever, it was a family heirloom.…

Gotta say I love comedian/funny couples. For a split second you can hear Anna laughing as she semi drowns her husband. #they'rejustlikeus

No shit, she spent weeks researching an app when it would've taken two minutes to call the phone company and turn a smart phone into just a phone phone. Believe when my mother pulled this delightful move I psycho dialed her til she picked up.

Not sure if this will help her, but this video helped me (help as in get help )when I was in the middle of an especially bad depression. Not being a mocking asshole (it just really helped me for whatever reason)

I remember my first dismiss. A delightful troll that wrote in all caps about "the blacks" and "white genocide". And just as I was about to send out an awesome reply my inner voice said "dismiss that fucker pele" It felt wonderful.

I've found in experience men with older sisters are more respectful. Congrats!!!

I'm so glad I'm not alone, what the fuck with that shirt, why do men do this? Ugh I mean I know he's a colossal shit bag, but then he puts a neon yellow ribbon on the shit bag, just no men of the world burn this and the "Pussy Pirate" shirt.

hey now you can be a millionaire and dead inside don't put Chris in a box.

You know she can get extensions, false teeth, and make up artists can be magicians. I think when Mack recovers if she doesn't want to do porn anymore it will be her decision not that fucker's. And fuck that guy because it can't be said enough.

So is Team Agnostic invited to cocktails as well? If not I'm willing to convert for a Lemon Drop.

I have always been jealous of the giraffe birth process. Mama barely even squats, plops out the kid, and goes eat some leaves. Meanwhile Jr has to learn to walk in like 30 sec if he/she wants to eat. VS the exercise in misery that is human childbirth (not hating on kids/motherhood just saying human mammals got the…

I know this has nothing to do with anything but I just heard this song God Made Girls and I want to scrub it from my mind. So like The Ring I'm going to free myself by infecting others, I'm so sorry.

I mean who is taking care of Lil Kim Jr?

The government is not downplaying the risk. I don't know if you've ever worked in health care but I have personally had situations where shit has splashed on my arm or I turn a patient and they're soaked in urine or blood. Believe if there was a way to predict explosive diarrhea. My point is sometimes you get…

Ok did you read the article, you know about the "paranoid hypochondriac" "journalist" asking actual doctors the serious and in depth questions like "is it safe to eat the corpses of people who have died of Ebola?" which as you know is an awful stereotype of the Caucasian American people that hopefully my grandchildren…

Lucky for me I already read the abridged version from our friends at io9.

My thing is one or two "shake it" songs are fine like 1 or 2 cupcakes. But literally every meal is 3 cupcakes I just can't anymore.

Ha that is exactly why I stop listening to country 5 years ago. Also why they all blonde?

I read in an article somewhere about how male country music is pretty much truck, girl, dirt road, and party but it makes money. Meanwhile at the grammys the women pretty much cleaned up because their albums had actual substance.