I literally couldn't put it down. But now the only scenes I can watch from her are from the Girlvert series, everyrthing else I can't stop thinking how high she was.

Exactly you wake me up and I will fucking chew your ass out. Go to the bathroom damn.

Something about that British bass is just so DAMN.

I will bare knuckle fight somebody just to touch Dominic West. Literally that bath tub scene in The Awakening was all I needed to rank that movie 5 stars.

Oh it's real. I read half the first book in attempt to bond with my coworkers, it's so bad sooooo bad.

Not gonna lie my first reaction was he's still alive?

Someone on here posted the best comeback to that.

I'm about to start dating again and god I really really don't want. Like if my parents weren't crazy I would so be down for an arranged marriage. I feel like your close trusted friends should do the first round pick and you pick it up from there. Anyway I date men, with all the "no is just a negotiation bullshit that…

"I'm a Whiny Pissbaby" is the best, I'm dying.

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

No lie I literally just saw his sex tape, and ya I totally get it now. I mean I got it before but now I really really get it. God bless and keep you Colin Farrel.

I think the fact they're pimping the soundtrack so hard speaks volumes.

Maybe I'm just really lazy but wouldn't it have just been easier to legit marry and breed with the man. This just sounds so complicated, plus 10 years is a long time. *and everyone involved in the con is a giant shit bag.

I know this movie is going to be turd, based purely on the source material. But the way they are pimping this soundtrack, makes me think that this is going to be a festering turd. Just hot garbage all the way and this is literally a frantic attempt to get as much cash as possible. Shit they didn't pimp the Twilight…

Reason #27472 to cut the speeches out.

Wedding:nope reception: hell fucking yes!! I intend to get loud and obnoxious so who cares. Ive always viewed a reception as cake/dance time anyway.

I always loved them for this poor kid/broken home anthem.

Debbie is his mother I believe. I know pull out the smelling salts Eminem has issues with his mother.

You know I for the a while her sentencing aggravated the shit out of me. It must be really awesome to have a judge be so considerate of two criminals. Of course you can spend the holidays with your family, and of course you can go one at a time so your children have some sort stability during this time. Someone please…

Ok so I'm an old ass virgin and average about 1-2 orgasms a day. I'm legitimately worried about when I finally do have sex, if I can't orgasm with an actual human. Like what if years of getting myself off, means my brain can't add another human into the equation.