Can I Live? - Nick Cannon:

Come on let's be real,the handler knew and was like "fuck this bridezilla yolo!"

So they have the same policy as Nigeria "What? People care about this?" I'm gonna take a guess at how this plays out. Um nothing happened, ok fine something did happen, we're totes investigating what happened, we have a lead, wait for Kim K (or any celebrity really) to get naked, and go back to not giving a shit.

I honestly thought that was the deal. Maybe I'm wrong but I thought after 6 months/24weeks you needed a not from your doctor. At least that's what that movie Away We Go taught me.

Hey hey that nice couple small and large intestine deserve some props too. Can we through colonics in the bullshit bonfire as well? I mean does it take one rich idiot to make something a thing. Let this non medical stranger shove a hose up your ass. That'll be $200.

I was literally thinking that's driver's license good. Where you look pretty and cute and by some sort of magic voodoo that prettiness makes it to a picture. Many moons ago my license pic was so great then I had to take another one and now I look like I just escaped.

Heh I loved it too, and defend it as well. I mean we forgave Ben Affleck for legitimately bad movie Gigli.

Literally all I want is the version of Crazy in Love from The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. I know it is all a ploy to make me somehow watch the movie. I'm a millennial dammit I shouldn't have to wait 3 whole months for a song.

This was me at bath time every night. I was The Little Mermaid, no matter how atrocious my singing was.

Or every time a black female artist is mentioned there will always be someone ready to not only to declare their hatred/indifference/whatever of said artist but whine about why we're talking about them in the first place. Meanwhile the Taylor Swift posts contain no such whining. Taylor Swift will never be referred to…

Not gonna lie it was a fucking relief that the one guy to help her was black. But I'm black so I've spent lifetime whispering "please don't be black" whenever someone fucks up.

I was going to say the same thing. Plus she 's not drunk, in a bright crowded place, and has a camera/bodyguard following her. I'd dare say she 's safer than most.

Me too! As a Forever Alone it really touched me, genuine laughter is the key to a long life. Plus you gotta love how the majority of the women just book it out there.

Team Unicorn as well!. One of the posters on GT wrote about how they didn't vote and I just don't get it. Like am I the only that watched Iron Jawed Angels? Or read anything about Jim Crow era voting? I'm a black woman I feel like too much shit went down for me not to vote for the lesser of two incompetent shitheads.…

Honestly I'm just happy to hear Sugar Bear mentioned I can't tell you how many abuse stories I've read/heard where the dad was complacent in the kids shitty situation. Adam Carolla (I know but bare with me) once made this point that men will leave/escape their crazy ass exes but leave their kids with said crazy, with…

Corpus Christi Caller Times. That is the only part my brain can compute right now.

Ducks that shot askshole. Really phone really?

remade the Golden Girls except they called it the Golden Boys and it was about old, retired men living together, it would count as a remake of the Golden Girls

"The newspapers are gonna be tough on you. And prison is very, very hard on people who hurt kids. If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."

I felt like an asshole for about 5min when I tossed my house plant but then I didn't have to open the blinds for it anymore. #freedom