I don't know that dog/cat business sounds like a lot of commitment.

Oh man idk if you've already googled the deal with Bradley, but don't just don't. Accept that she herself in her own words in a court of law is horrible garbage and move on; treasure the memories of reading those books and move on.

Alex reads Twilight was one of the funniest things I had ever seen and now it is tainted. Along with Chris Brown, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Marion Zimmer Bradley (a personal knife in the heart of my childhood), Ceelo, Whoopi Goldberg, Sean Penn, and Marvin Gaye. Seriously artist of the world stop being creepy,…

Literally every time I hear this dude name I think about this.

So do editors not exist anymore? I mean you can't be mad at a turd monkey for being a turd monkey, but I thought somebody was supposed to read things before "printing" them.

Star Trek Into Darkness

A nice cleansing fire, we wait til november it'll be perfectly festive. Its what UO would've wanted.

What was this an arranged marriage? I must know tell the story please.

I feel like dudebro frats are just louder than all the other ones. One of my friends is a super duper proud member of a christian choir fraternity, it's like someone sprayed him in nerd.

Word you could not pay me to live in a dorm again.

And yet I remain in the grey, sigh

Uh Kelly imma let u finish but I totally posted this first on 8/7 on one of Lindy's posts. Idk ur trying to steal my ideas.

I want to believe Nicki showed up to meet Sir-Mix-A-lot, he saw her ass, and was like "at last the chosen one has come"

I hate myself for loving this song, although I don't think anyone could love it more than Drake.

This feels like reason #3005 I don't want to have babies in this country. As a black woman my hypothetical children are marked for life. Now I don't know if Canada or UK or Scandinavia or anywhere will be particularly better but I'm just so fucking done. I've been afraid of the cops forever, it was a family heirloom.…

Gotta say I love comedian/funny couples. For a split second you can hear Anna laughing as she semi drowns her husband. #they'rejustlikeus

No shit, she spent weeks researching an app when it would've taken two minutes to call the phone company and turn a smart phone into just a phone phone. Believe when my mother pulled this delightful move I psycho dialed her til she picked up.

Not sure if this will help her, but this video helped me (help as in get help )when I was in the middle of an especially bad depression. Not being a mocking asshole (it just really helped me for whatever reason)

I remember my first dismiss. A delightful troll that wrote in all caps about "the blacks" and "white genocide". And just as I was about to send out an awesome reply my inner voice said "dismiss that fucker pele" It felt wonderful.

I've found in experience men with older sisters are more respectful. Congrats!!!