I was once told I had Gabrielle Union's smile. I will take it.

Hey now I will always love Jessica Simpson because her and her entire family are the perfect comeback to Christians. "We're saving ourselves for marriage, no one wants a used cookie" or anything about "the gays" You just mention they're ex homies the Simpsons and they cannot deal. I love Joe, you frosted tipped…

Oh man this worries me, I know Cecily isn't used to being treated like a piece of shit but lesson #1 never ever announce your plans to fight back. You keep ur head down shuck n jive until your safely home. Even then her PO can totally fuck her life.

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One word: Selena

Well you should, seriously no sarcasm at all, google her. If you like music or happiness or talent, then Erykah Badu for the win. I'm a 100% positive you won't though which makes me sad for you.

Well those "worlds greatest dad" cups are a privilege not a right. And now I will join Chief Queef outside.

I know she's gotten treatment for addiction nut this sounds like depression and suicidal ideation to me. I hope someone in her life takes this seriously.

40% Mid Alpha

ok new bff what kind did u get?

Huh living with parents so a BOB would definitely get a talk that I never ever want to have. So its just me and manuel everyday (in crumchy mom voice) it takes forever but you just make the time.

It is kinda weird hearing Channing Tatum's voice say this but I like it. Real Channing Tatum should release audio parenting tips.

Everytime he talked some naive woman into something I would be like ya this is how all serial killers should be protrayed. He was so manipulative that I found mself thinking I totally get it now.

Been thinking about going vegan purely for health reasons. Advice about transitioning from relatively sane people would be nice. Most of the vegan websites range from "being vegan will make you bionic" to "honey comes from the rape and degradation of bees" I just dont wanna go out like Elvis.

She was in this movie called Gardens of Night bawled my eyes out. She played a prostitute that was kidnapped as a little girl and basically every horrible thing that could happen to a little girl happens to her. Then one day I saw her on Community. Basically she's hella talented so I wont watch Girls taint her.

Wow ur way nicer than me. That would've been a screaming rant about them being animals and to use grocery bag as a liner. Although my brother used to drag me into the bathroom to "see his baby"

see I was just saying this dudebros be all "ewwww periods" until sexy times, then u have to be all "whoa speed racer let's put a towel down first"

Thank you! Everyone but the "model" looks great. It's like they all got photobombed by some dead eyed mannequin. Are there pictures without her? I want to see the "funsies" just hangin out with the locals pics.

so I googled It you have my sympathies

I like showing them the big red circle accompanied by the sad face on my calender, when they ask if I'm sure.