I was literally just thinking "Where are the pubes?" Maybe one The Fruit of Knowledge's side effects is pubic hair.

Burn them all!

Ah but that's the best time. Right around when you suspect that might be dating, sit them down and let them absorb the majesty that is an episiotomy.

I don't remember the section in the constitution giving her the power to put together an armed force and invade a foreign country. Maybe I skipped that day in school. Or maybe she's the first lady and she doesn't actually have any power but has a metric shit ton of influence, which she is using. That's what it looks…

Maybe its a generational thing? Like when she was 20 ladies didn't get tattoos.

I think affluenza has protected her from many things and thoughts.

This is why I'm pro interracial dating. One of my friends is the ultimate Becky (only every dated men named Colton) well now she's getting serious with gasp a black man and suddenly Florida and Nigeria's bullshit is very much on her mind. She could very well have black looking babies. When she was dating Coltons it…

"9 to 5" which was the anthem of my summer of hate. Asshole idiot bosses never go out of vogue, and that movie still holds up.

Our class had a lecture from a sexual abuse forensic nurse. She showed us a pic of a 10 year old victim that was pregnant with a very intact hymen. So ya its all bullshit.

I love that the med student is like ya physical exam that will prove that she hasn't had sex in like 6 hours.

I think Dennis Leary wore it better.

I think it's more the extraordinary nature of the event that makes this a "big deal". People disappear, get kidnapped, raped, murdered, sold into slavery all the time but the quantity and the how is what's so outrageous here. 270ish people disappear that's going to get attention, require some answers. Sadly I think…

I know! I get a bruised I have to turn on all the lights, get a second person to confirm that it is indeed a bruise, and then when I take a pic it doesn't even show up.

It's kind of messed up but I was thinking she's lucky she's white/pale/fair skinned enough that the bruised showed up. She at least has the photo for whatever good it does her.

I remember watching her one woman special (I don't know what else to call it) and feelong really bad for her. Monica got SHAMED. Although if it were me I wouldve changed my name and left the country.

Chibi Pele, would probably be super bummed and disappointed. Comeback when I'm 30 Chibi Pele, there is a plan but it doesn't involve being a writer or purple monster trucks with "Pele" written in silver.

Oh noooos did he lose that Juniper Creek looking girl that held signs besides him?

Never go there and spend your money. Other than that I think there's absolutely nothing else to do, which kills me.

I assumed the only reason they could still be alive was because defenseless schoolgirls = sex slaves.