I know I can't even process the thought process that goes into quotas for bad shit i.e. tickets, prisons, or detainees.

She's a real life Cersei Lannister? How sad for us peasants.

You know I think he Is sorry, just like every other abusive piece of shit is "sorry" This is so fucking textbook abuser. I'm sure he was truly and surely "sorry" the other times he abused her. Not enough to get therapy or anything.

Ha me too! It's all fun and games till you watch your kitty overlord bury his shit or play with a cockroach.

Oh man I was at the grovert store today and for a laugh I went to the foundation section, and I swear every shade was beige. I think covergirl had every shade of white from paper white to tan then made a jump to cocoa tan. That's it one shade of brown for all of POCdom. I dont understand major cosmetic companies, the…

You know I used to sorta lean on the "Halle crazy" boat but then all that Charlie Sheen shit went down. I feel like people forget that everyone and their mama said Denise Richards was a crazy,evil, malicious bitch that gave women a bad name and was basically the MRA poster child for life ruining baby mamas. Remember…

Don't stifle yourself Burt it's unamerican. Also 32 and no Mrs. Overcompensator, tsk tsk time to quit fucking around and a put a kitten in that pic.

Couple thoughts as aFaith Hill fan I refuse to acknowledge that horrible rumor against the marriage of Diva Arms and Cowboy Hat with Stubble. Second the truely evil part of me hopes beiber is the father of mileys nonexistent baby. Could you imagine it? Canadian talented but tasteless trash meets American talented but…

Ya but this is literally the South Texas bro to a T. I'm dating one, apparently.

That awkward moment when you look over at your dude and think fuck how'd you get in here Houston bro? Then you realize your inner monologue refers to him as "dude".

Ah the "mouth is a mouth" school of thought. In my experience its a group of middle school aged boys doing on each other until they find a girl who will do it. Then its over, never happened, beat the shit out of the one that was actually gay for having the balls to catch feelings and then say them aloud, and bask in…

so can't post a video, ugh. Anyhoo this reminded me of the Clinton Final Days vid. My fav part is Hillary.

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Ugh I really hate Kinja sometimes, I swear I posted the pattern info on here and now its gone into the void. Anyhoo its a Frankenstein pattern of this this and this. But it was put together by a poster named Jule I'm not sure she would want me to post her notes but I pm'd her and she gave them to me. She seemed nice…

As far as I know I don't have fertility issue but "So Hard" makes me ugly cry every time. I feel like that whole album should be required listening.

The Dixie Chicks are literally the only band I've ever wanted to see in concert. I'm talking since Ready to Run. Now when I'm finally at a point in my life that I can do it, Texas Monthly did this to me.

I know of one such horrible instant when my Black Southern Belle cousin married a Scotsman and bore him 3 sons (abomination!). Adorable boys in kilts and cornrows, the horror the horror!

Maybe acting like a smug asshole means people will be openly gleeful about certain misfortunes? I'm pretty sure no one was happy about Amy Poehler's divorce or Anne Hathaway's break up with that criminal guy. Shit I think Nicole Kidman might be an ethereal space alien but I sure as hell felt for her when she divorced…

Ha I was thinking at this point her son is gonna have to change his name, move to another state, and say he's a dog walker/janitor if he ever wants to marry or procreate.

I wish I could find it but there's this scene in Pillars of the earth where a woman in medieval times is falsely imprisoned by a bunch of asshole/rapey monks. Her man gets her released. But before she leaves she walks on top of a table, squats down, and pisses in the head douche monks face. And thats how I feel about…