"When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, 'No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?'"

Hey hey now Stranglehold is a bitchin song that said any rocker willing to do a note for note cover with just a different singer? Seriously I love the shit out of that song, just remake it so I can live my life without a Nugent stain on it.

Lady named Jule on Ravelry Frankensteined this together from like 3 patterns. I pm'ed her for notes on spacing so not sure if she'd be okay with me giving her notes. But here's her link on the blanket she seems nice I'm sure she'd share if asked. Jule and this poster redqueen did it too with a lot of notes.

Cried myself to sleep over this bad boy.

Jealous and wish that wool didn't make me itchy as fuck.

Behold The Never Ending Blanket, I was a young woman when I started that innocence is dead. Here's the porno shot of what it will be.

I'm a nurse, so I get weirdly excited about poop.

ding ding ding ding. I imagine there was time analyzing another human's waste products was weird and gross.

Considering I just spent 8 hours trying to get an adult stranger to take a shit and then clapping for her when she did. I'd say nope.

Wow, and this is why ex-fiancee is ex-fiancee. His lovely wonderful Korean mother completely unraveled at the thought of a black daughter in law. The best part was when she said she didn't think she could "love a mulatto grandchild" or "wouldn't I be happier with my own kind" I'm not saying I would never date another…

Ha, I was too busy staring at her thigh gap I didn't even notice. It reminded me of this:

My hypothetical daughter would have to start bringing home straight As, anything short of that means she starts paying rent, utilities, and childcare. If she refused to do that, then I would kick her out.

Ya I was thinking that too. An American and Dutch beer company are pulling out of an Irish holiday. Plus usually green beer is made from miller or Budweiser so them pulling out would've been huge.

Gary I'm not really sure what you're trying to accomplish here. I mean I don't go on Stormfront and try to convince them of the Affordable Care Act. I'm interpreting this as a cry for help your Aryan brothers refuse to hear. You need to get off jezebel and back on your meds. No joke Gary whatever's gone so horribly…

Hey my birthday is on Mon, woot woot fellow piscean in the house. I also hate white wine, which is clearly the more important similarity. To those of you with the Hiddleston dance gifs Mr. Rockwell has something to say.

Hey, good to hear from ya! Ya he's new, but Burt, Callie, and Lindy are still around. New New Kinja is better than the New Kinja they were previewing last week but it's like saying its cocker spaniel poo vs great dane poo ie it's still shit.

As another black woman, I'm especially sorry for stealing and/or tainting your impressionable young men. Boyfriend #2 whose grandfather was in the Klan (but his mom disowned him), #3 was a strong beautiful blue eyed blonde that surely could've joined the cause if I hadn't corrupted him (he went on to marry another…

By Klan standards, Italian and Catholic are a no go. By lazy American standards sure, or she's white like Kim Kardashian is white.

The Klu Klux Klan rejected their membership application?

Which is funny because the Queen literally picked her. She arranged this marriage and SURPRISE Charles and Diana both remembered it was the 20th century and fuck the Queen.