I love you so much for referencing Highlander but it does seem like that, remember the whole Naomi Campbell-Tyra Banks or I don't know 4 Nicki Minaj songs about how she "took the spot" or fucking T-dog and Tyrese on Walking Dead.

Shh your logic has no place here, now let us all join hands and fawn on Tom Hiddleston. Whom I love and adore with all of my fangirl heart BUT a casual glance at the comments will show very few people are "over" the Hiddleston hype even though Thor 2 came out a month ago. Beyonce literally released an album in a new…

The answer is fantasy harem my friend. I've had one since I was 13 letting Jonathan Taylor Thomas go was hard but thankfully the good men of Britain have stepped up.

Thank you yes. My first thought was they are idiots that should a fine, go to a class or something in the vein of knock that shit off. I don't think sending two small children to state care for Christmas bc their parents are idiots is right. I'm hoping there's more to this bc if these parents had slapped that toddler…

Plus keep in mind pregnant women get so much love and attention, which I'm guessing this girl isn't getting a lot of.

Could you be so completely charming and persistent that you "break down my walls" only for me to find out the whole relationship was an elaborate scheme for some asshole to get in my sister's pants. Then both my sister and I can forgive you and your asshole friend, complete with a new shiny complacent personality. Ah…

Oh man I fence straddle so hard on this on the one hand if I wake up and some random is in my house my first thought isn't "oh he's drunk bless him" (which has happened more then once and both times they were men) its "oh shit I'm about to be raped and murdered". Then again I was taught to scream "I have a gun" and…

Uh uh my brother has ADHD so it took a year to teach him to properly clean a bathroom. No fear bros I'm very patient, you can clean shit over and over again til you get it. Oh you fucked up my clothes? Well thats a $600 lesson in bleach use isn't, I will be taking your credit card thank you.

Preach, exhibit A: Justin Beiber.

This reminds me of those Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fatty bikini pics, where she looked really really happy and assholes tried to shit on it. Lorde looks genuinely happy in those beach pics, plus I'm more squicked out by the age gap I know I know I'm an old.

I agree, plus maybe just maybe they just have slower sex? Less pile drivers? Look to your ancestors pornstars they will show you the way. But really watch retro vs today and the ladies seem idk less angry with the penis?

haha just realized I wrote "sewer" as in sewage but the only word I could think of was seamstress which hardly seems gender neutral. What do you call someone that sews?

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Any sewers out there? Looking to but a sewing machine as an xmas present for a newbie but I have no idea what's reasonable or quality. My niece is pretty crafty so I think she'll stick with it, so something with a little longevity would be nice. Thanks in advance for any suggestions.

Well she is a Texan and we love us some Taylors and Baileys. I'd add mackenzie too but I've never met a boy with that name.

Edited because hey hey now question mark how did you get there.

Is this the man version of the sleepover fantasy because I get it?

Oh hot damn, how is it possible for a man to look like a pasty alien one minute then a straight up sex god the next. I need to sit down.

I get the same vibe, her father's making all her decisions is very upsetting to me. She just seems so dead in the eyes to me, like she really does just wanna hang with her kids and no one will let then again I don't know her. Plus Work Bitch is not empowering when her daddy is literally making all her decisions. Why…

Thanks for the warning will not read.