Me too there's this korean soap opera called my girlfriend is a gumiho (nine tailed fox) and this 'Merckin loved it. In fact weirdly enough korean soap operas are the only romances I can deal with. They have real problems like being a fox demon.

I've been saying this since I read them. Like ya Gale is crazy hot and Peeta not so much but Gale was like fuck ya Hunger Games Panem style and Katniss was right there with him. I always thought ya maybe the man that makes you less of a sociopath is the right choice. Plus I cannot wait for Bitter Peeta.

Let us skip away hand in hand singing U.N.I.T.Y.

Haha you beat me. “my penis is like David Duke“ Katy Perry please

What you have ask is how would you feel if this guy's black counterpart waxed on about his love of snow bunnies during the first snow? Then have your black sisters in arms jump to his defense via what about his privacy smoke screen. And then imagine if this happened every single time a black man scratch any man got…

Lesson 1 cough R.Kelly cough

*Butter, because I can never post something without an error. Le sigh

Leave it to dubya to fuck up being an ex pres, but who knows maybe there's Jimmy Carter Peanut Buttet floating around somewhere

Omg yes I just can't with her. I watched Jesus is Magic thought wow she's really not funny and its cool to be racist as long as its not jews. I will never give her, Lisa lampanelli, Daniel Tosh, or sadly Katt Williams my time or money. Just how amazing must is be to be a white women talk about niggers and be called…

I always had this theory that he was always an underacheiving loser born into a family that refused to let him fuck around in obscurity.

Yes, yes it was. And I'll tell you this I've hated Taylor Swift FOREVER, I'm talking "Tear Drops on My Guitar" forever. Her shrill voice burns my ears and yet I can never ever tune her out (it's a curse). But I digress, I have taken an informal poll of about 30 friends and acquaintances (some fans, most don't care)…

The Fall it awesome and on Netflix. "Treat yo self!"

I feel your pain sister.

Ya buddy.

Somewhere Laurence Fishbourne is going thank god it's not my kid. Let me preface by saying I am not in any way empathizing with these "humans" (I have my doubts) but how badly must it suck to be sorta famous and then have your kid royally fuck up like this. Seriously as far as we know pops didn't rape anybody, why…

Haha, those are some scandalous booty shorts sir.

You know I was all set to be pissed off and scream SPOILERS but 1) this is funny as hell and is sure to make me laugh inappropriately when I finally do see it and 2) Just cuz Pele has a fucked up school schedule doesn't mean the internet needs to shut down. The universe does not revolve around you SPOILER people! I…

Yes they are worth the read. Twillight was all about the love triangle. The Hunger Games is more like oh these dudes like me, whatevs SURVIVAL.

I swear Miley is making pot uncool. It's the same with twerking. She just sucks the fun out of everything. I mean you see Rihanna smoke pot and it's like "good for her she's relaxing" You see Miley doing it and it's like "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME" I can smell her desperation from her. It's not a good look.

See I always said she was due a giant apology because when she divorced Sheen and said he was abuse and dangerous no one believed her, it was really really gross. Just about every nasty baby mama gold digger bitch phrase was thrown at her. Seriously the man fucking shot Kelly Preston and no one believed the heavily…