Obama is the definition of can not.

All I’m doing is making pizza and bullying my dad and brother into watching it with me.

Well, I’ll remember that they’re on, now, thanks to you! Cheers! Hope you all have a wonderful time.

A fizzy dizzy?

Twinja is growing on me. :)I’m @antisocial_j_w, come find me if you haven’t already, y’all!

WOOHOO SNS!!! It’s good to be back in Jezland after being super busy IRL this past week. This is your Brag Thread! Any grand accomplishments, big or small, that you haven’t had a chance to brag about yet? My brag: I got to meet Astronautalis, one of my favorite musicians, on Monday! He put on one of the best live…

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

Yeah, that’s why I said it. I hate that it’s so easy to make the point with this one.

I live in Orange County and didn't even hear about this. Ugh.

That just reminded me, my father swears that Carl Sagan spoke at my college graduation, in 2000. I had to explain to him why he was very, very wrong.

Also when friends touch me. I have some close friends that I am more affectionate with, but in general I’m not a touchy feely person. I’m kind of a petite, young-looking woman, so I think people assume I want to be hugged/held. I don’t like it. I know some people like to hug every time they see you and every time they…

Leave room for JESUS!

I’ve worn the Clint Eastwood out and about. Guys seem to love it. That, and my Casio calculator watch. Guy magnets, I’m telling you.

That was HORRIBLE. She kept looking at him with what I think she thinks is some deep look of love, but it looked almost predatory. And his weird eye popping thing??? And, and, she sounded terrible. Legitimately terrible. They have zero chemistry. The whole thing was just gross.

Your wish has been granted.

Aw, you have my sympathy, all the way down to my shoes. Good luck.

I have to admit I only looked up as the song ended but I immediately said this seems fake, like they aren’t even that into each other and my husband was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME - DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER THOUGH THE WHOLE SONG?? and, admittedly, I hadn’t watched so I just assumed I was wrong.

.....the look on his face in the photo on this post says EVERYTHING....

My exasperated “blennnnnn” actually made me giggle once I realized what I was saying. So, it wasn’t all bad. And the gummy, squash drool smile it provoked out of the little made it all more bearable.

Me IRL