It’s not overly interesting. I had a friend who hadn’t come out to his parents (he was rightfully worried they’d stop paying his tuition) but he felt like they were on to him so he asked me to beard for him when they visited for a couple days. We went out to dinner with them and just held hands and kissed once or…

Personally, I think we all need to start wearing hoola hoops to institute mandatory no-touch personal zones.

That's the feeling I had, or like he had lost that loving feeling and he wished this person would stop duetting with him.

Gwake sounds more repulsive. Ergo, Gwake.

“...as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40...”

The Voice got a substantial ratings boost.

If everyone knew they joy of seeing Brit just doing Brit right now I think there would be world peace. I’m not a big smiler (smiling makes my face ache) but when I see pics like that I just can’t help it.

Oh, very well. Here’s your monocle!

i wonder how many times he tittyfucked a buddy when drunk.

Quit lying to the poor athletes. This is shit mixed with highly concentrated urine, not water.

Don’t be so naive, there’s no fucking water in there.

It’s appalling that this is happening.

Seriously — good job making it to the big time. Now enjoy drinking shit.

if your experience is on American or most other private, western airlines, the emphasis on load factor and efficiency would typically mean a A320 would go out with more passengers and fewer crew. The FAA would mandate a crew of 5 for a typically sized A320 (2 pilots and 3 FAs).

we ladies are more afraid of no toilet paper in the bathroom than who is peeing beside us

Pass me a Roll Tide.

I’m in Birmingham, AL, and I can say the same. I think everyone’s too focused on their love for Trump, sadly.

I live in Mobile, AL, and the reaction is the same here. Even the most conservative freaks are scratching their heads that anyone would waste time passing these ridiculous laws.

That’s wonderful! Do you mind saying where or which state?